Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retired to their tent for the night. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.â€
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,†replies Watson.
“And what does that tell you?â€
Watson ponders for a minute, wanting to impress his friend with his own powers of deduction. Finally he replies:
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?â€
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!†he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!â€