A guy brings his dog into a talent agent's office.
"My dog is amazing! He can speak English!"
"Yeah, right," replies the talent agent. Let's see him talk."
"What's on top of a house?" the guy asks his dog.
"Roof!" replies the dog.
The talent agent rolls his eyes, "Come on, you expect me to believe that was your dog speaking English?"
"Ok, ok." replies the guy. Watch this. "What does sandpaper feel like?". he asks the dog.
"Ruff!" replies the dog.
The talent agent is getting exasperated. "Look, pal, you're wasting my time! Either prove to me that your dog can actually speak, or get outta my office!"
"Ok, this will prove he can really speak," the guy replies and looks at the dog. "Who do you think was the greatest baseball player who ever lived?," he asks the dog.
"Rooth!" replies the dog.
The talent agent is now very angry. "That's it! Take your 'talking' dog and hit the bricks! Get lost!"
Sadly, the guy and his dog leave the office and are walking down the street towards home when the dog suddenly stops and looks at the guy.
"Do you think maybe I should have said DiMaggio?," asks the dog...