ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[Tom Geiger]

TP is scarce!

[plastic trucker]

it's been replaced

[High octane]

use old newspapers

[slusher]

And corn cobbs

[plastic trucker]

they might scratch

[Tom Geiger]

Your delicate butt

[89AKurt]

ashtray, when abused

[High octane]

so quit smoking

[slusher]

Go cold turkey 

[ChrisBcritter]

sandwiches after Thanksgiving

[plastic trucker]

any pie left

[High octane]

pie's all gone

[Tom Geiger]

Cat ate it

[89AKurt]

while smoking catnip

[Tom Geiger]

Refusing to pass!

[High octane]

plenty of gas

[plastic trucker]

to go around

[slusher]

te crowded house

[plastic trucker]

wrapped in ribbons

[High octane]

and toilet paper

[Tom Geiger]

Streaming in breeze

[High octane]

smelling like Fabreeze

[slusher]

With Pickled eggs

[plastic trucker]

extra jalapeno peppers

[ChrisBcritter]

extra Pepto Bismol