ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[High octane]

one eye open

[Tom Geiger]

One eye closed

[89AKurt]

from splattered superglue

[slusher]

Must get eyepatch 

[Ctmodeler]

Become a pirate 

[plastic trucker]

don't have ship

[Tom Geiger]

Or a parrot ? 

[High octane]

and peg leg

[plastic trucker]

must have hook

[High octane]

from tow truck

[Hotrod 97]

and a hat

[High octane]

brim in back

[slusher]

And a monkey 

[Tom Geiger]

On camp fire ? 

[89AKurt]

girl's poop deck

[High octane]

don't forget TP

[plastic trucker]

and news papers

[slusher]

Toilet seat covers 

[Tom Geiger]

The fuzzy kind

[High octane]

and heated too

[89AKurt]

many times, stinks

[Tom Geiger]

Like rotting raccoon 

[High octane]

time for Fabreeze

[plastic trucker]

open a window

[slusher]

Change your diet