ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[plastic trucker]

they're still closed

[Tom Geiger]

minded numpty idiots

[slusher]

Home watching television 

[Tom Geiger]

Instead of building 

[High octane]

a "she" shed

[slusher]

With a chandelier 

[Tom Geiger]

And a bar

[High octane]

of Ivory soap

[89AKurt]

locked away in

[slusher]

liquor cabinet now

[plastic trucker]

out of stock

[slusher]

That’s why nobody 

[plastic trucker]

drinks at home

[Tom Geiger]

It’s the bubbles

[Rodent]

in my head

[slusher]

Causes dizziness when

[High octane]

drinking a lot

[Rodent]

soda or pop

[jokar124]

tarts for breakfast

[High octane]

with peanut butter

[jokar124]

banana and jelly

[plastic trucker]

flavored pancake syrup

[Rodent]

Bloody Marys too!

[plastic trucker]

forgot the pickles

[Rodent]

celery and jalapeño!