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By 89AKurt January 29, 2018 in The Off-Topic Lounge
selling stolen pets
As taxidermy subjects
No Pets Allowed
on dining table
with family gathered
for Thanksgiving dinner
"pet" turkey funeral
[Covid]
With four legs
up for auction
to highest bidder
New rare breed
has no wings
has helicopter parents
Strange looking bird
That barks too
stacco for faking
Fake/Make It
use a muzzle
On your uzzi
that shoots blanks
But scares dogs ?
and cats too
But not iguanas ?
or angry kangaroos
wanting to box
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