ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[Claude Thibodeau]

need a divorce

[89AKurt]

attorney with balls

[Claude Thibodeau]

those are costly...

[ChrisBcritter]

when diamond studded

[slusher]

Nose ring bling

[89AKurt]

and allergies don't

[Claude Thibodeau]

reduce their pomposity

[slusher]

Take a Zertec

 

[ChrisBcritter]

to the laundromat

[Claude Thibodeau]

so much pollen

[slusher]

can't stop sneezing 

[Claude Thibodeau]

need some Kleenex

[ChrisBcritter]

for 1/25 tarps

[plastic trucker]

to hide mistakes

[Claude Thibodeau]

fooling the judges

[slusher]

Part of theme

[Claude Thibodeau]

don't get caught

[ChrisBcritter]

in the zipper

[plastic trucker]

wife will laugh

[Claude Thibodeau]

might need surgery

[slusher]

for an enlargement 

[Claude Thibodeau]

handle with pride

[slusher]

With stitches out

[89AKurt]

no more bungee

[Claude Thibodeau]

might get hurt