ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[A modeler named mike]

Onions are fresh 

[Falcon Ranchero]

Freshest onions around

[A modeler named mike]

that haven't been

[LennyB]

caramelized just yet

[Claude Thibodeau]

ooooh, the smell!

[LennyB]

Lynyrd Skynyrd song

[Tim W. SoCal]

blasting the stereo

[PappyD340]

disturbing the peace

[LennyB]

turn to eleven

[ChrisBcritter]

Blyleven at bat

[slusher]

play for Minnesota 

[Tim W. SoCal]

pitching no hitters

[LennyB]

hitting no batters

[Thedragsterdude]

Don’t be afraid 

[Falcon Ranchero]

To change the

[slusher]

To change pitchers 

[Thedragsterdude]

Don’t be shy 

[slusher]

ball snot loaded 

[PappyD340]

with bird shot

[LennyB]

Makes wicked curve

[Thedragsterdude]

Eat the food

[LennyB]

Get belly ache. 

[Claude Thibodeau]

reach for Pebtobismol

[LennyB]

Can’t find it

[PappyD340]

reach for depends