Snake45 Posted April 4, 2023 Posted April 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: Speaking of answers to questions nobody ever asked... 1
ChrisBcritter Posted April 5, 2023 Posted April 5, 2023 Saw this poor soul at the farmer's market in Joshua Tree last weekend: "The next idiot that says 'Here kitty kitty' DIES!"
ChrisBcritter Posted April 5, 2023 Posted April 5, 2023 Taken today in Palm Springs, CA. Basic contradiction:
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Chuckyg1 Posted April 5, 2023 Posted April 5, 2023 I was reading a review for a new Broadway play, (Shucked), when the critic mentioned these lines from the show. " My mama used to say marriage is a lot like a tornado. It starts out with a whole lot of banging & pounding, and ends up with someone losing a house." " I just passed a huge squirrel, which is odd, because I don't remember eating one." " If you get drunk before you get your drivers license picture, you'll look normal when you get pulled over."
stitchdup Posted April 6, 2023 Posted April 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said: I have a fork thats pretty much that shape that is useful, the telly on the boat i worked on was mounted to the wall and the only way to get to the sockets for the hdmi was to bend a fork into that shape so i didn't have to empty the life jacket store to loosen the mounting bolts. 1
stitchdup Posted April 6, 2023 Posted April 6, 2023 I got a lesson in regional words today. I'm in newcastle visiting my sister and i went to a model railway shop looking for tools, mainly files. So i'm in the shop and i ask the guy behind the counter if they have any peedie files. The look of disgust i got from the guy was almost violent until i realised what i said and repeated it as small files. Up in orkney peedie just means small 3
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