One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Is we supposed to follow the rules or make them up as we all go along?

[atomicholiday]

Along one is bigger than ashort one.

[A modeler named mike]

One with a long one can say such tales but the one who has the short one can not.

Edited April 2, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole.

[A modeler named mike]

Pole dancers can possibly attest to that fact

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Fact or feeling, that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of embracing causality, or to take arms against a sea of empirical evidence..."

Edited April 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Evidence of the invisible man has still yet to be seen ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"SEEN ON TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed hysterically somehow never made me want to drop what I was doing and rush out to buy something.

[A modeler named mike]

Something I learned yesterday about forgetfulness was quite interesting and i'd be more than happy to share it if only I could remember what I was trying to say..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Say what?

[bobthehobbyguy]

What would you do for a million dollars?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dollars to donuts", as in "I'll bet you dollars to donuts" made more sense in a world where a donut cost 25 cents.

[stitchdup]

cents wurdz r diffi hurd eye nut dry anuva kynd ov ritun wen yoo tipe

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Tipe" either is a word or isn't a word, depending on which internet source you prefer to consult.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Consult the wise man of the village for the information you seek.

[A modeler named mike]

"Seek and destroy all evidence" the crazy old man screamed as the nurses tried to  coach him out of the bathroom and back to his bed.

[1972coronet]

Bed is where John Lennon stays when he floats upstream when he's only sleeping

[A modeler named mike]

Sleeping beauty must have had some nasty breath after all those years without brushing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Brushing one's hair at an advanced age can be a risky endeavor, leaving most of one's hair on the brush.

[A modeler named mike]

Brush your teeth and find the same scenario as with the hair brush you are in a heap of trouble and better place a call to your dentist.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dentist" strikes fear into the hearts of many a brave man.

[A modeler named mike]

Man I can contest to that fact of fear since my dentist still comes at me with the needle behind his back! ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Back when I was young, such-and-such was better..." is a refrain common to many old geezers.

Edited April 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Geezers that unite will have an easier time standing upright then if they were standing by themselves.

[thatz4u]

themselves...used as the object of a verb or preposition to refer to a group of people or things previously mentioned as the subject of the clause.