One sentence game

[That Plasticated Guy]

Yesterday, all my problems seemed so far away.

[A modeler named mike]

Yesterday plus today makes two days not today's. 

Edited July 24, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Tim W. SoCal]

Today's traffic on the freeway was moderately light and traveling fast.

[A modeler named mike]

Fast Freddy found Frida frantically foundling fruits for fun, friday.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Friday found Fast Freddy fervently feasting fifty five fruitcakes

[A modeler named mike]

Fruitcakes are plentiful in, oh never mind..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mind-over-matter won't work for the mindless.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Mindless meandering can lead to winding up stranded in an unexpected and unfamiliar place

[Ace-Garageguy]

Place your bets, ladies and germs.

[A modeler named mike]

Germs during WW2 were in every foxhole and latrine.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Latrine Duty AGAIN?!?

[A modeler named mike]

Again I almost screwed up ?

Edited July 24, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Up yours" isn't indicative of approbation.

[A modeler named mike]

approbation or not, a fat lip and a concrete kiss would be awarded for those explicit instructions.

[slusher]

Instructions for most model are not very good on can be wrong!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wrong information is the stock-in-trade of the internet.

[A modeler named mike]

"In ter net" said Jimmy when his momma asked where's sissy's fish she'd catched? 

[atomicholiday]

Catched is really the word you except me to work with???

[A modeler named mike]

With that being said I guess I own you another ?word.?

[atomicholiday]

“Word” is slang for positive affirmation, as in “word, brah.”

[ChrisBcritter]

"Brah, la la how the life goes on" sang Desmond and Molly.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Molly and Dolly organized a three day Mexican Riviera booze cruise

[atomicholiday]

Cruise town, check out cars, and look for girls was ALL I wanted to do when I was sixteen.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sixteen...yeah...seems like it was yesterday, the memories are so vivid.

[Tim W. SoCal]

vivid memories of the teen age years with my girlfriend and I jumping into the back seat of my car after parking in the back row at the drive-in theater and quickly fogging up the windows