One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Properly dressed to go out in public is apparently a thing of the past, pajamas and bedroom slippers are the new normal, sad..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sad to say, but if you believe everything you read, apparently almost everything "tastes like chicken", including rattlesnake and alligator.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Falcon Ranchero]

Alligator snapping turtles lure fish into their mouths by wiggling their tongue which looks like a worm.

[A modeler named mike]

Worm infestation is not a good thing if their in your stool.

Edited August 11, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stool with 3 legs don't rock on uneven floor, but stool with 4 legs do, an I don't unnerstan why?

[Tim W. SoCal]

Why do I never have enough energy, money or time?

[thatz4u]

Time stand still....

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Still waters run deep" means that the quiet guy in the corner who never laughs or talks may be plotting to...something not nice...or might actually be thinking instead of running his yap constantly.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Constantly running his yap because he thinks he's so much smarter than everyone else just proves what a nincompoop my co-worker will always be

[slusher]

Be still when a wasp ? is in the car…

[Tim W. SoCal]

car accessories, such as brodie knobs, curb ticklers and radio antenna fox tails were once considered really smart and stylish, but are now seen as outdated, obsolete and corny

[Ace-Garageguy]

Corny jokes about the word "corny" aren't popping into my mind.

[atomicholiday]

Mind your manners!

[Tim W. SoCal]

manners in which we all envision, plan and build our model cars are extremely varied and are motivated by our individual imaginations, desires and taste

[lucky 130]

taste like chicken, or does chicken taste like taste like alligator 

 

[A modeler named mike]

alligator clips is not a trendy hair salon for the scaly beast but rather a device to keep your fingers from being burnt..?

 

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Burnt orange, I just NEEDED to meet a guy who said his Ranger Pickup is burnt orange", said she

[1972coronet]

She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow

[Tim W. SoCal]

Rainbow was a rock band created by Ritchie Blackmore when he left Deep Purple

Edited August 12, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[JollySipper]

'Purple' the album by Stone Temple Pilots was remastered and extended, and now contains a cover of Zeppelin's 'Dancing Days'.....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days of stumbling and bumbling and incoherence and word-salad served up regularly make for great entertainment, and that's only when I'm doing well.   

[slusher]

Well today was a beautiful day sun was shining and low humidity…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Humidity in the upper range encourages mold and mildew.

[thatz4u]

Mildew should NOT be confused with....

[slusher]

Dew this morning was heavy..