One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Nouns for nuns was the title of the charity spelling bee held at The Naughty Nuns convent, boy what a hoot, BYOB, bring your own Bible. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Bible" is going to be a tough one to use without ruffling somebody's feathers.

Edited November 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Feathers weren't flying tonight  as the cackling hens left the convention..?

[slusher]

Convention of model contests is more pleasurable to talk about"..

[LennyB]

About face always gets me going in the wrong direction.  

[A modeler named mike]

Direction I'm pointed in heads towards the kitchen and my black iron skillet which I'll be using to make home made gravy and biscuits this morning. 

[LennyB]

Morning brings the rooster, which doesn’t help me right now because I need the chicken to lay some eggs. 

[slusher]

Morning is a peaceful time to listen to the birds..

[LennyB]

Birds, I’m going to shoot them birds, just had the car washed and …..

[A modeler named mike]

And I'd like to thank my Mom, my Dad, the dog that didn't eat my homework, and anyone else involved in leading me to get this "A" on my report card, repeated Joey as he rehearsed his dinner speech for hundredth time in front of the mirror. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's that geezer looking back at me?

Edited November 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Me thinks the mirror lies because that can’t be me.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Me is happier and more hopeful this morning than me has been in some time.   

[LennyB]

Time to have some breakfast then I will really be happy, after some coffee of course.  

[slusher]

Time to get another cup of coffee and enjoy the morning..

[LennyB]

Morning seems to be going around in circles, time to move on.

[slusher]

Today all is good going to make a snack..

[LennyB]

Snack Shack down on Mullberry Street has the best grill cheese sandwiches, you should try one sometime.

[NOBLNG]

Sometimes I just have to give my head a shake.

[slusher]

Shake or turn your head away from a crazy view of todays people..

[Ace-Garageguy]

People will be people, very often irrational, illogical, and willfully ignorant.

https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/people-choose-willful-ignorance/

Edited November 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[LennyB]

Ignorant of the fact he was standing in wet cement John stood there a little too long.  

[A modeler named mike]

Long long time ago way before I was even born, people knew how to interact respectfully with each other, what the heck happened causing us to come to where we are today with so much division?

[LennyB]

Division was never a problem for me, since the numbers got smaller they were easier to handle as opposed to multiplication where they kept getting bigger.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Bigger isn't always better" said the guy who had a tiny JDM pickup.

                      

Edited November 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy