One sentence game

[LennyB]

Lot was very upset when his wife was turned into a pillar of salt because he had to cook his own dinner now.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Now would be a good time to learn to cook, do laundry, and mow your own lawn.

[GLMFAA1]

Lawn darts was a game that had a pointed end.

 

[A modeler named mike]

End of fight, one will rule as the other lays in piss and droll 

[slusher]

Droll the guy over the hot girl in class..

[LennyB]

Class is how I would describe the last few sentences.  

[A modeler named mike]

Sentences should be served in full as intended by a Judge and not reduced due to good behavior.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Behavior is often interpreted differently by different observers.

[LennyB]

Observers at the top of the Empire State this morning will get a clear view for miles and miles.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Miles Davis is one of my all time favorite musicians.

 

 

Edited November 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Musicians stood in line for hours to get tickets to the Indy 500 because they like the tune of the exhaust. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Exhaust gasses from burning coal for generating electricity in a power plant have been successfully cleaned of CO2, with the "greenhouse gas" used as a food source for algae that produce a green goo that can be further converted to diesel fuel, all yielding carbon-neutral energy sources.

[LennyB]

Sources close to the deceased say that he had been off his nut for weeks before he died but no one had the wherewithal to do anything about it until it was too late. 

Edited November 16, 2024 by LennyB
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Late is better than never, or so I'm told frequently.  

[LennyB]

Frequently the door to the attic would open by itself making some people wonder if a spirit was trying to escape the confines of the room, I personally think it’s just lazy hinges.  

[slusher]

Hinges can be replaced on doors and cars ?..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cars and trucks made fairly recently often have door hinges that are welded to the body, and are impossible for the majority of DIYers to replace.

[slusher]

Replace you are correct, many of the GM cars had a pin that could be replaced the door would drop down when opened.

[LennyB]

Opened the attic door and the stairs come down with it, but no spirits to follow just the howling of the wind.  

[thatz4u]

Wind Talkers were Navajo Code talkers during WWII

[Ace-Garageguy]

WWII ended shortly before I began.

[LennyB]

Began a ‘49 Mercury some forty years ago, I’ve yet to finish it   

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

It is often less difficult to actually do something than we worry it will be, but it is also sometimes much harder.

[A modeler named mike]

Harder than I thought it would be to start the old '50 M series John Deere today due to no spark, looks like a trip to obtain spark plugs, points and condenser on Monday.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Mondays are still horrid days for me even though I don’t start school until 11:30; it’s the five hours after that are the most boring of the whole week.