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[LennyB]

Rough sandpaper and styrene plastic rub each other the wrong way.

[NOBLNG]

WAY TO GO TEAM!!!

[slusher]

Team I have liked for 33 years is the Kanas City Chiefs..

[A modeler named mike]

Chiefs vs chefs would make an entertaining game and the Chiefs would definitely get their goose cooked...🥴

[LennyB]

Cooked some chicken last night, does that qualify as practice for the turkey?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Turkey Day has become fashionable to hate on in some circles.

Edited November 26, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Circles of lies surrounding the circumstances of the untimely death of Peggy's pet goldfish at the commode side funeral service.

Edited November 26, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Service at a gas station used to be just that, greet the customer with a smile, wash the windows and check the oil.

[thatz4u]

Oil Tanker Train rumbling by..

 

[LennyB]

By the time I get to Phoenix she’ll be rising and cursing my sorry ass out.  

[A modeler named mike]

Out the door she went and so did the drama, 🤔 Beer time!

[NOBLNG]

Time to crack open a fresh model box because the one I’m working on has me flustered.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Flustered and flummoxed states of mind sometime lead to nervous flatulence.

Edited November 26, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Little Timmy]

Flatulance  in a crowded elevator can be hilarious. 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hilarious isn't the word I'd choose for a toxic gas attack.  

[LennyB]

Attack like that can backfire on you.

[A modeler named mike]

You said a mouth full..

[LennyB]

Full is the way I will feel Thursday afternoon.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Afternoon on Thanksgiving is likely to find me hiking, so I can have more turkey and stuffing in the evening with a relatively clear conscience and not a lot of excess poundage.

[A modeler named mike]

Poundage is something I can do without, but it appears I've started to develop a spare tire..😠

[LennyB]

Tire on my left rear is always 1lb lower then the other three.

[A modeler named mike]

Three o'clock used to be known as the witching hour, but now I say it's more like the peeing hour.

[Tim W. SoCal]

hour by hour, I'm quickly getting older but there is no place else I'd rather be

[A modeler named mike]

Be all you can be, but don't over do it cause fools are frowned upon.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Upon further consideration, we find we're going to have to revoke your license to breathe.