One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Rush to the sleigh and snap the reins, feel that Santa sensation run through your veins..🎅

[slusher]

Veins are full of medicine "..

[A modeler named mike]

Medicine balls hurt like the Charles Dickens when hit in the schonzzola with one.

[slusher]

One dream I keep having doesn’t make any sense too me..

[A modeler named mike]

Me remembering what I drempt is rare, unless it's a nightmare. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

delete late response

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Ace-Garageguy]

Nightmare jobs are reworking messes made by well-paid chimps, while the owner carps about how long it takes and how much it costs to fix what he's already paid for...twice.

                            

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

For years I've wondered, if I wasn't wondering what else would I be doing?

[slusher]

Doing time for crimes they didn’t commit is  a documentary i watched..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Watched pots never boil" so the saying goes, but I've tested it, and lo and behold, they do.

[slusher]

Do not let time slip away enjoy life..

[Falcon Ranchero]

"Life is a fickle mistress", said someone

[slusher]

Someone needs to close their garage can line garage is blowing at times..

[LennyB]

Times I read these sentences and they perfect sense, other times I haven't got a clue.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Clue the clowns!!" shouted the stage director, while the clowns looked at each other and said "ya spose he means 'cue'?"

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Cue sound like someone I being funny..😆 

[LennyB]

Funny, I saw the cue ball shoot off the end of the table, roll across the floor, out the door, across the lawn and under a bush where I found a meatball.

Edited December 3, 2024 by LennyB

[NOBLNG]

Meatball is what my rotund friend looks like.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Like tennis balls in ketchup was an ex's idea of proper meatball taste and texture.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[LennyB]

Texture is something my wife has issues with, certain foods she won't eat because she can't stand the texture of it.

[Ace-Garageguy]

It seems a lot of folks don't like raw oysters for just that reason.

[LennyB]

Reason for the season is so Hallmark can make more money

[NOBLNG]

Money talks, as the saying goes, and bovine excrement walks.

[LennyB]

Walks until you step in it then you hop on one foot until you can get to the next garden hose.

[A modeler named mike]

Hose refers to what girls on the street corner are called.