One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Bottom of my coffee cup stays nice and hot due to my mug warmer.

[LennyB]

Warmer would be nice today but it's snowing outside

[Ace-Garageguy]

Outside, my two fearless feral watchcats run to greet me when I get home, but my indoor cat usually sleeps through the event.

[JollySipper]

Event Horizons are the outer rims of Black Holes where time and space begin to warp............

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Warp" is a problem facing buyers of old models, particularly acetate promos, that is difficult if not impossible to fix.

(not my image, though copied from MCM)

Edited December 5, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

“Fix It Again Tony” is what I am told Fiat stands for.😁

Edited December 5, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Falcon Ranchero]

 

For an Edsel, good thing you don't drive one Every Day Something Else Leaks

[Tim W. SoCal]

Leaks of irreplaceable brain matter dripping off her shoulder is what I think I saw this morning on the woman in the car next to my truck, who was feverishly texting while we were stuck in 2-6 mph freeway traffic

[Ace-Garageguy]

Traffic jams are aggravated by the fools who leave two car lengths between their vehicle and the one in front of 'em.

[Falcon Ranchero]

'em is an odd choice for a word to start a sentence.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sentence a particular kind of criminal with an all-expense-paid trip through a wood chipper, but only if the evidence of guilt is absolutely overwhelming and incontrovertible.

[Tim W. SoCal]

incontrovertible evidence is STILL not enough for some of the intellectually inept people chosen to be on a jury

[LennyB]

Jury duty can be quite interesting but most people shiver at the thought of it and go to great lengths to get out of it. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

It doesn't even look like butter, and it tastes like wheel bearing grease.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"grease my palm" is what the jackass paymaster instructed me to do when I was attempting to collect what was owed me from a contractor many, MANY years back

Edited December 5, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[Ace-Garageguy]

Back-slapping, glad-handing used car salesmen don't inspire confidence in anyone but gullible fools.

[LennyB]

Fools led the parade with the clowns right behind but no one could find the ringleader because he was still in the dressing room with his knickers in a bind.

[NOBLNG]

Bind your cargo securely.

[slusher]

Securely tie your load is over looked in the south saw some mattresses beside the road last week..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Week after week, it always seems to be seven days.

[slusher]

Days go by slow except weekend they go by too fast..

[JollySipper]

Fast driving should be reserved for closed courses..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Courses in map-reading, making change from a dollar, cursive writing, and telling time on round clocks might be good to bring back, because tech breaks, and the more complex any system is, the more likely it will fail at some point.

[slusher]

Point out what toy you want for your birthday son!

[thatz4u]

Son of a son of a sailor...