JollySipper Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Fiercely burning dryers usually mean that you won't have to do any ironing........ 4
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Ironing your birthday suit can have unpleasant side effects. Edited February 24 by Ace-Garageguy TYPO 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 24 Posted February 24 effects of ironing your birthday suit may not only be painful and leave terrible scars, it will probably also ruin your iron 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 24 Posted February 24 skin from a steer, alligator, lizard, caiman or ostrich, once preserved and dyed, can make some awfully pretty cowboy boots 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 "Boots don't fail me know" was not the song written in 1979 by Herbie Hancock, but rather "Feets, Don't Fail Me Now" 1
NOBLNG Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 Now that I’ve caught up to the last sentence I guess I’ll get up and make some coffee. 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Coffee Bean was one of my favorite colored stains to apply on maple wood when finishing kitchen cabinets. 1
JollySipper Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Cabinets are fun to paint, too, with a nice oil-based paint............. Edited February 24 by JollySipper 1
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Same without the s is not what you do when shooting a rife, aim. 2
LennyB Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Aim is what you buy before your next visit to the dentist.
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Dentist-owned cars should never lose timing belt or gear teeth. Edited February 24 by Ace-Garageguy 3
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Teeth are brushed with a toothbrush, which always was very odd to me, shouldn't it be called a teethbrush? 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 "Teethbrush" sounds as odd as some people's pronunciation of "fine-tooth comb" as "fine toothcomb". 1 1
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Toothcomb I would presume is used for those who eat beavers that haven't been shaved before eating. (Come on, get your head out of the gutter) 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Eating those battle-beavers we discussed earlier probably causes indigestion, especially if they're not fully cooked to kill parasites. 2
thatz4u Posted February 24 Posted February 24 parasites defined: kids who think you are their private ATM.... 2
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 24 Posted February 24 ATM would be fantastic to retrieve money from if it didn't deduct it from my banking account and just spit it out 2
LennyB Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Out house should never be confused with an ATM when you want to make a deposit. 3
A modeler named mike Posted February 24 Posted February 24 (edited) Deposit or withdraw for that matter, as an older fellow we knew who had dementia was caught by his wide trying to fish turds out of the toilet and when his wife came into the bathroom she asked in a stern voice, "what are you doing", and he replied, " getting money from the ATM".. ⬆️ Yes, this is my sentence ⬆️ (True but sad story) Edited February 24 by A modeler named mike 1
LennyB Posted February 24 Posted February 24 ATM is what we would have if the person that worked at AMT was dyslexic. 2 1
LennyB Posted February 24 Posted February 24 This is the time of day I need to go figure out what I’m going to make for dinner. 1
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