Tim W. SoCal Posted March 5 Posted March 5 good drivers, here in SoCal, are getting to be fewer and farther in between 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Between a rock and a hard place is where the gang at Oak Island found themselves as the tv viewers demanded more bobby dazzlers instead of the weekly wooden splinters and mud. 2
slusher Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Mud reminds of what Danzel said in the first equalizer “when you pray for rain you have to deal with the mud too” 4
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Too much mud on the old jeep after a run in the mud bog equates to too many quarters at the car wash.
LennyB Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Rhonda had gas and I'm not talking about Gaspar Ronda the drag racer. 3
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Racer X was really Speed Racers older brother who faked his own death and watches over Speed to keep him safe. 1
LennyB Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) Safe practices should always be employed when working underneath a vehicle, they didn't invent Jack Stands so little Jack could reach the cookie jar. Edited March 5 by LennyB typo 1 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) Jar Jar Binks had a face only a mother could love. Edited March 5 by Ace-Garageguy 2
LennyB Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Love it if you would not do the dishes with your tongue Jar Jar's mother said to him. 3
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Him and her sang old hymns with twisted tongues leaving the congregation confused and up in arms as weither the pair should paid in cash or lashes. 3
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) Lashes with a whip were supposed to encourage contrition and remorse on the part of an offender but sometimes had exactly the opposite effect, toughening the spirit of the one receiving punishment, particularly if it was unjust. Edited March 5 by Ace-Garageguy TYPO 2
LennyB Posted March 5 Posted March 5 unjust a whittle while I'm gonna hafta make sum dinna but I don't know what I'm gonna hafta make as we is all out of eggs. 1 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Eggs not in the refrigerator, no worries it's time to start that diet and let the body feed off itself, problem solved. 1
LennyB Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Solved the dinner problem but can I still have ice cream for desert?
A modeler named mike Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Desert is best served cold, unless your a Cannibal. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 5 Posted March 5 Cannibal Smith was Hannibal's younger brother, a chef with an interesting specialty, and who was occasionally charged with getting rid of "evidence" for the A-Team. 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) ready for action but can't get no traction, smoking my tires is the coming attraction Edited March 5 by Tim W. SoCal spelling correction 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 5 Posted March 5 (edited) "Attraction" between hippos has always made me wonder "are they all blind?" Edited March 6 by Ace-Garageguy 1 1
LennyB Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Blind Melon had a song "No Rain" which I would be OK with right now as it is raining cats and dogs, big ones. 2
JollySipper Posted March 6 Posted March 6 (edited) Ones who know who Shannon Hoon was are most likely a '90s era neo-hippie............ Edited March 6 by JollySipper 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Hippie girls just seemed to find out early how to go through life on just a smile. 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 6 Posted March 6 "Smile" by the Beach Boys was supposed to be Brian Wilson's artistic pinnacle when he wrote and produced the music for the album
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