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[Ace-Garageguy]

One and one are not necessarily two anymore, apparently depending on your "perspective", and I'd really like to see how well airplanes designed from that perspective fly.

Edited March 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Fly boy Jones thought he could make an airplane out of an old Tiki Hut, turned out it made a better boat.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Boat floats are made with carbonated boat-juice and vanilla ice cream.

[A modeler named mike]

Cream of the crop they are, and I hear they've got a kick that'll sink a ship

[LennyB]

Ship set sail on a three hour tour and years later the Captain and Gillian were still fight over who got  them lost.  

[slusher]

Lost pet ads are always all over Facebook..

[A modeler named mike]

Facebook AKA fakebook is something I'm not willing to participate in, since it may be my opinion, but it's full of too much bull hockey and drama related people starving for attention and or likes. 

[LennyB]

Likes can be found in the lower right corner in case you haven’t figured it out yet.  

[A modeler named mike]

Yet time after time looking at that bottom right hand corner, I thought that heart was incase I needed the help of a defibrillator, silly me..🥴

[slusher]

Me I hope if need a defibrillator they don’t put it on backwards…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Backwards house-slippers (on the wrong feet) must be a manufacturing flaw, 'cause it can't possibly be operator error.  

[slusher]

Errors in manufacturing happen all the time in money mis struk is very valuable..

[LennyB]

Valuable lessons can be learned by keeping one’s mouth shut and listening.  

[A modeler named mike]

Listening to and obeying the instructions of an officer of the law can mean the difference between life and death in a hostel situation. 

[LennyB]

Situation diffused when I spoke to his commanding officer and he ripped him a new one and told him I can park anywhere I like.

[thatz4u]

like the C. O. really cared...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cared about nothing but being the constant center of attention she did, and he was fool enough to stay with her for years, hoping she'd someday rate the pedestal he'd put her on early in the game.

Edited March 15 by Ace-Garageguy
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[LennyB]

Game of touch football got real serious when OJ showed up to challenge us from beyond the grave and brought his Ex with him.

[Tim W. SoCal]

him-a-layin' is what I wish I was doing in my back yard right now, but I haven't acquired a hammock to be a-layin' in  yet

[LennyB]

Yet again I find I glued the chassis in place and forgot that one little piece that had to go in before I did so.

[Rodent]

So, was that the interior or the engine?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Engine problems left us surrounded by ligers and tigons and bears (oh my!!!) and 12-foot cannibal pygmies armed with automatic dart-guns, every one of 'em just drooling for a big slice of missionary meat, but they had no idea we were actually bitter and disillusioned middle-managers who were supposed to be on an all-expense-paid tour of the New York City sewer system.

Edited March 16 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

System was a go, all the I's had been crossed, all the T's had been dotted, the slow walk started as I heard the footfall echo in my head, slowly approaching the machine I reached into my pocket and pulled out a quarter and then, there it was, staring me in the face, "Out of Order"

[A modeler named mike]

"Order up!" Yelled Jeffrey Dahmer as he is the new line cook for the upcoming restaurant, "Human Beings"

Edited March 16 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beings from advanced cultures marvel at the thought that humans consider themselves "civilized", yet they still have war.

Edited March 16 by Ace-Garageguy