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[Ace-Garageguy]

"Street freaks" were a build style I never really liked all that much, mostly because of real-world handling issues.

                                                    

Edited August 5 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Issues with the Memphis sorting station some days they don’t deliver mail to my post office..

[Tim W. SoCal]

Office romances most often lead to nothing but trouble.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Trouble is my business, schweetheart" joked the fat PI in his exaggerated Bogart imitation.

                                              

Edited August 5 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Imitation when I was young I use to watch def comedy jam on Saturday night there was I guy who did a perfect Mike Tyson imitation that was so funny…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Funny cat antics on yootoob rarely engender attacks of the grossly misinformed in the comment sections that are so prevalent elsewhere.

[thatz4u]

Elsewere is what we call our local band aid station.

[JollySipper]

'Station' is a Meat Puppets' song, and another musical reference is St. Elsewhere, which is an album by Gnarls Barkley.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Barkley" was the name of a golden retriever I once knew.

Edited August 5 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Knew a good dog then, you did, because Goldens are usually sweet and friendly dogs........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dogs are barking" used to be slang for "my feet hurt", but I doubt many of you young whippersnappers ever heard that one. 

[Calb56]

1 hour ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

"Dogs are barking" used to be slang for "my feet hurt", but I doubt many of you young whippersnappers ever heard that one. 

One saying that I've heard, though it's been awhile and I definitely am neither whipper or very snapper.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Snapper was a rapper who thought he dressed real dapper, he fell in love with an old flapper who died while on the crapper, plugging in her new bug zapper, and I just ran out of rhymes.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rhymes at times are petty crimes.

[stitchdup]

crimes of passion can include stealing hobby supplies 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Supplies for model building don't rarely draw flies.

Edited August 6 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Flies of the Lord are not the same as Lord of The Flies, I don't think?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Think" is a four letter word in some circles.

[johnyrotten]

Circles are what my coworker runs in.

[Ace-Garageguy]

In 141 days it'll be Christmas.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Christmas is now one of only two times a year that my entire extended family gets together, there used to be many more.

[johnyrotten]

More was what Oliver Twist asked for.

[Calb56]

1 hour ago, Tim W. SoCal said:

Christmas is now one of only two times a year that my entire extended family gets together, there used to be many more.

For some reason I read this as "excluded family" and not "extended family", go figure?

 

[slusher]

Figure your next move or strategy is what makes a game of chess so intriguing..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Intriguing" isn't always good.