One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Disclaimer: no wildebeests or iguanodons were harmed during the making of this post.

[Elrodbeckham]

Post it notes are handy!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Handy Andy returns broken things to being just dandy.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Dandy Candy was really randy after drinking brandy with her friend Mandy who made a pass at Andy, but he loved Sandy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Sandy" isn't a good feeling in your swim trunks.

Edited 8 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Trunks of cars use too be huge to sneak couples in the drive in now no mor cars but Suv to drive…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Drive or text, but please not both at the same time, because the life you save could be mine.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Mine, yours or ours" she quipped, "this is the car I like the most and the one I'm going to drive".

[thatz4u]

Drive my Car by the Beatles on the Rubber Soul album.

 

[stitchdup]

album!, really!, to start a sentance, what am i supposed to do with that?

[johnyrotten]

That would be the next guy's problem, which is an all to common theme

[Ace-Garageguy]

Theme here being starting a sentence with "album", well, that could have been something like "album photos of other people's kids aren't all that interesting" or "album titles often have zero to do with the music".

Edited 4 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

interesting this post ain't, as you all know.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Know a man by his actions, not his words.

[NOBLNG]

Words can be arranged into a proper sentence if one is inclined to make the effort.