One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Disclaimer: no wildebeests or iguanodons were harmed during the making of this post.

[Elrodbeckham]

Post it notes are handy!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Handy Andy returns broken things to being just dandy.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Dandy Candy was really randy after drinking brandy with her friend Mandy who made a pass at Andy, but he loved Sandy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Sandy" isn't a good feeling in your swim trunks.

Edited Saturday at 12:11 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Trunks of cars use too be huge to sneak couples in the drive in now no mor cars but Suv to drive…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Drive or text, but please not both at the same time, because the life you save could be mine.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Mine, yours or ours" she quipped, "this is the car I like the most and the one I'm going to drive".

[thatz4u]

Drive my Car by the Beatles on the Rubber Soul album.

 

[stitchdup]

album!, really!, to start a sentance, what am i supposed to do with that?

[johnyrotten]

That would be the next guy's problem, which is an all to common theme

[Ace-Garageguy]

Theme here being starting a sentence with "album", well, that could have been something like "album photos of other people's kids aren't all that interesting" or "album titles often have zero to do with the music".

Edited Saturday at 04:28 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

interesting this post ain't, as you all know.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Know a man by his actions, not his words.

[NOBLNG]

Words can be arranged into a proper sentence if one is inclined to make the effort.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Effort is one thing that seems to be sorely lacking these days.

[mk11]

'Days go by' is a great song by Keith Urban; it was on very heavy rotation on Las Vegas radio when I was there about twenty years ago.

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Ago A-Go-Go was a place to grab a cold beer and watch the bikini clad Go-Go Dancers shake their stuff many, many years ago when those kind of bars were popular.

[NOBLNG]

Popular Hot Rodding was one of my favourite magazines as a teenager.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Teenager-think is often easy to manipulate, because youth tends to lack the skepticism that develops with age and experience.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Experience leads to wisdom and confidence, which results in a more pleasurable walk in life.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life is very much what you make it, but evil people can derail even the best laid plans, and negate decades of preparation and sacrifice.

Edited Sunday at 03:35 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[thatz4u]

Sacrifice song video by Elton John for you listening enjoyment.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Enjoyment of seeing full sentences posted in this thread is intermittent at best.

[mk11]

Best way to avoid punch... no be there.

Edited Sunday at 08:38 PM by mk11