One sentence game

[johnyrotten]

"Words are hard"  is a phrase I've used poking fun at someone.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Someone once said "you can't learn how to drive in a parked car".

[NOBLNG]

Car models get far more attention on this forum than trucks.😕

[bobthehobbyguy]

Trucks are used to get your models to your workbench.

[NOBLNG]

“Workbench” can mean anything from a desk, to a table, to an old door on a couple of sawhorses.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Sawhorses" was what little Johnny answered when he was asked what he'd seen at the Equine Museum.

[thatz4u]

Museum is were King Tut now resides according to Steve Martin in this 1978 video performed live onstage in New York City.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"City girls just seem to find out early how to open doors with just a smile"

 

[JollySipper]

"Smile!" isn't the best way to get a kid grinning for a picture; it's better to say something like "Mommy tooted!" which always gets a chuckle........

(I stumped the game..... sorry!) 

Edited September 16 by JollySipper

[NOBLNG]

Chuckle if you like, but it takes more than that to really get us stumped.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Stumped and tooted and bears, oh my" was what the nonsense-spouting AI came up with for the next post.

Edited September 16 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[NOBLNG]

Post up the next reply if you are not too afraid to even try, by starting a sentence with kakorrhaphiophobia.

Edited September 17 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Kakorrhaphiophobia" is obviously the fear of kakorrhaphios, either singly or in groups. 

Edited September 17 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Groups in the 1960's made great music, here is an example.

 

[mk11]

Example that is good, be it.

[Ace-Garageguy]

It still surprises me, though not so much as it used to, that so many tough-talkers go to water when the stuff hits the fan.

[NOBLNG]

Fan belts in model car kits are always way too thick.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Thick as a brick" is a Briticism meaning "dumb as a rock".

[thatz4u]

Rock & Roll Music, in a concert in Germany around the mid 1960's, recorded live.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Live" is the last word of the non-sentence immediately above, which could have very easily been a sentence if the last 3 words had been "was recorded live".

Edited September 18 by Ace-Garageguy

[mk11]

Live every moment, take chances and don't wait, because right now you are the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Again, a snippet of wisdom surfaces from the morass.

[mk11]

Morass is a term that can be used to describe a bog or marshy area and caution is advised if attempting to drain one, as one can find find himself up to his rear end in alligators before he knows it; according to various sources...  

Edited Saturday at 08:30 PM by mk11

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sources of information on the interwebs should be checked for factual accuracy, and if you read the exact same passage on multiple sites, be suspicious.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Suspicious shop owners watched in delight as the group of hoodlums loitering at the street corner hastily scattered when the police slowly drove by.