Ace-Garageguy Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Shows that purport to be "reality" kinda make me wonder what the average IQ really is today. 1
mk11 Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Today is the architect of your tomorrow; build it with intention. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Intention of the good kind is said to be one of the paving stones on the road to the hot place down below.
JollySipper Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Below zero, about 273 degrees below, is where you'll find ol' Kelvin hanging out.............. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 "Out of the frying pan and into the fire" is where I seem to be lately, which would be just dandy if I was bacon.
NOBLNG Posted September 27 Author Posted September 27 Bacon, lettuce and tomato makes a great sandwich.
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 (edited) Sandwich is the name of several islands and an earl, and is also the earl's namesake hand-food, originally made with two slices of bread with meat between them. Edited September 27 by Ace-Garageguy 2
Tim W. SoCal Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Them 'uns over there took all the moonshine and all we got was the used up mash.
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Mash sum taters, stuff 'em on top o' split frankfurters, and cover the hole mess with melted Velveeter fer classic "lucky dogs". 3
thatz4u Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Dogs? this reminds me of the band 3 Dog Night and the song "Mama told me not to Come" from the year 1970.
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 1970 was within the period when primary education still taught basic skills like reading, writing, and arithmetic, and the majority oh HS grads were reasonably proficient in all three. 2
LennyB Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Three little pigs started out down the road but only two made it home as Ace needed some bacon. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 (edited) "Bacon!!!" slobbered Homer..."mmmm...bacon"...again and again. Edited September 27 by Ace-Garageguy punctiliousness 2
LennyB Posted September 27 Posted September 27 (edited) Again and Again and Again is a track from Wings last album "Back to the Egg". Edited September 27 by LennyB 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Egg salad is much more filling than word salad, and it won't lower your IQ while you listen to it. 3
LennyB Posted September 27 Posted September 27 (edited) It does happen to be much safer then brain salad surgery. Edited September 27 by LennyB 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 Surgery on yourself with a dull, rusty knife really separates the men from the wannabois
LennyB Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Wannabois Orchard is open next weekend for Apple picking and hay rides.
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Rides in a hay wagon and picking apples with a pretty girl back in the 1950s sounds like a version of the Matrix I'd gladly plug myself into right about now. 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Now we're getting shorter days, longer nights and cooler weather because Autumn 2025 has arrived. 1
Elrodbeckham Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Arrived about an hour ago to the zoo is a hippopotamus
ChrisBcritter Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Hippopotamus is what Gayla Peevey back in 1953 wanted for Christmas. 1
LennyB Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Christmas will be here before you know it and the thought of shoveling snow makes my back hurt. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 28 Posted September 28 Hurt can make you stronger if you choose to confront and rise above it. 2
LennyB Posted September 28 Posted September 28 It came from outer space, took one look around, bought a sack of burgers from White Castle and left as there wasn’t anything else worthwhile. 3
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