One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shows that purport to be "reality" kinda make me wonder what the average IQ really is today.

[mk11]

Today is the architect of your tomorrow; build it with intention.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Intention of the good kind is said to be one of the paving stones on the road to the hot place down below.

[JollySipper]

Below zero, about 273 degrees below, is where you'll find ol' Kelvin hanging out.............. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire" is where I seem to be lately, which would be just dandy if I was bacon.

[NOBLNG]

Bacon, lettuce and tomato makes a great sandwich.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sandwich is the name of several islands and an earl, and is also the earl's namesake hand-food, originally made with two slices of bread with meat between them.

Edited Saturday at 02:35 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Them 'uns over there took all the moonshine and all we got was the used up mash.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mash sum taters, stuff 'em on top o' split frankfurters, and cover the hole mess with melted Velveeter fer classic "lucky dogs".

[thatz4u]

Dogs? this reminds me of the band 3 Dog Night and the song "Mama told me not to Come" from the year 1970.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

1970 was within the period when primary education still taught basic skills like reading, writing, and arithmetic, and the majority oh HS grads were reasonably proficient in all three.

[LennyB]

Three little pigs started out down the road but only two made it home as Ace needed some bacon.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Bacon!!!" slobbered Homer..."mmmm...bacon"...again and again.

                            

Edited Saturday at 07:38 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[LennyB]

Again and Again and Again is a track from Wings last album "Back to the Egg".

 

 

Edited Saturday at 09:51 PM by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Egg salad is much more filling than word salad, and it won't lower your IQ while you listen to it.

[LennyB]

It does happen to be much safer then brain salad surgery.

 

 

Edited Saturday at 10:31 PM by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Surgery on yourself with a dull, rusty knife really separates the men from the wannabois

[LennyB]

Wannabois Orchard is open next weekend for Apple picking and hay rides.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rides in a hay wagon and picking apples with a pretty girl back in the 1950s sounds like a version of the Matrix I'd gladly plug myself into right about now.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Now we're getting shorter days, longer nights and cooler weather because Autumn 2025 has arrived.

[Elrodbeckham]

Arrived about an hour ago to the zoo is a hippopotamus 

[ChrisBcritter]

Hippopotamus is what Gayla Peevey back in 1953 wanted for Christmas.

[LennyB]

Christmas will be here before you know it and the thought of shoveling snow makes my back hurt.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hurt can make you stronger if you choose to confront and rise above it.

[LennyB]

It came from outer space, took one look around, bought a sack of burgers from White Castle and left as there wasn’t anything else worthwhile.