One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

Phrase for the day should be "Get yourself up and get something done!", but my old, beat up, tired body just doesn't want to do that.

[Ace-Garageguy]

That was pretty much me today, too, but I did finally drag myself out to do a few errands.

[LennyB]

Errands used to be assigned to an errand boy or girl, but I guess they don’t make them anymore because these days the task goes to a gopher.

 

Edited Sunday at 10:42 PM by LennyB

[Tim W. SoCal]

Gopher tunnels in my yard destroy my landscape, go-fer ineptitudes in my life and at my job destroy my patience.

Edited Monday at 10:53 PM by Tim W. SoCal

[Ace-Garageguy]

Patience is often required of healthcare people when dealing with elderly confused and anxious or younger panicky patients.

                                                       

Edited Monday at 12:36 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Patients who go to the Dr healthy for a routine exam often come home with a bug they picked up during the visit and I don’t mean Volkswagen.    

[Tim W. SoCal]

Volkswagen Bug-In events at Orange County International Raceway were always a REALLY good time.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time to drag my old tired bones out the door and down the road, so I'll say bye for now.

[NOBLNG]

Now…it’s back to the bench.

[GLMFAA1]

Bench seats are a thing of the past.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Past experiences involving bench seats are among my fondest memories...like learning to drive in a '63 Oldsmobile just exactly like this one.  

                              

Edited Monday at 03:50 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

One day if we all loose weight they may bring the bench seat back, but for now we are just too fat to sit three across.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Across from someone who eats noodles through his nose isn't my idea of a great place to be for a meal.

 

Edited Monday at 07:00 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Meal time is an occurrence where we require everyone involved to put their cell phones out of reach.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Reach fer the sky, pardner.

[JollySipper]

'Pardner' is something I should start calling Emmett, usually I address him as 'compadre'...............

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Compadre" is probably better than "comrade".

[LennyB]

Comrade and I were always on the lookout for Baron von Richthofen as he would often sneak up on us in his Fokker Tri-plane and steal our pizza.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pizza delivery by drone started in 2016, but until I looked it up, I thought it would be a joke.

                  

Edited 19 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Tim W. SoCal]

Joke all you want to, but if you're never genuine and sincere, you'll never  be taken seriously.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Seriously folks, where do I sign up for pizza dumped on my roof, or delivered by an autonomous vehicle ('cause in my neighborhood now, they'd steal the pizza and the vehicle too)?

                                                    

[LennyB]

Vehicle landed on my roof, turned out to be Santa Clause, arrrghhh, I wanted pizza.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Pizza from the sky" and "unidentified flying pizzas" are two phrases that I never imagined I'd say.

Edited 1 hour ago by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Say, Say, Say, from 1983, enjoy listening.