One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Now we are going to Pump (clap!) You Up!   

[LennyB]

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Balloon racing is for people with too little to do and too much free time.

[Trainwreck]

Time flies when you're having fun.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fun is in the eye of the beholder.    

[Trainwreck]

Beholder of all things great and small , yet understands nothing of what he sees.

[LennyB]

See's Candy has been in business since 1921 and still do things the Old Fashioned way.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Way to go!", I exclaimed "what do you do for an encore, gargle razor blades?!?" as she dragged her metal purse flap buckle down the side of my friend's $10,000 candy paint job on his street freak muscle car.

Edited 15 hours ago by Tim W. SoCal

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car damage, even very minor but deep scratches, and how hard, time consuming, skill-heavy, and expensive it is to repair 10 seconds worth of inconsiderate stupid attention lapse seems to never occur to some folks....like one of my exes who had zero clue and tended to ruin everything she touched...and then they get all offended if you point it out.

[Trainwreck]

Out with the old, in with the new is often an admission of a lack of expertise to repair the old. 

Edited 15 hours ago by Trainwreck

[mk11]

Old man I am and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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[Trainwreck]

Happened to notice my shoe was untied and tied it.

[89AKurt]

It depends what is is.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?

 

 

[Trainwreck]

Baby poop stinks to high heaven.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Heaven" probably won't let me in, but I don't feel like I've been bad enough to get sent to the other place, so maybe they'll just let me blow around the universe as cosmic wind.

[Trainwreck]

Wind and other renewables will be the wave of the future.