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[89AKurt]

Mo rain falling!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Falling down and not being able to get up is supposed to be one of the terrors of becoming an old fossil, but so far, it hasn't been much of an issue for this geezer.

[Trainwreck]

Geezer Butler was the bassist for Black Sabbath until he retired.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Retired geezers might need butlers, but retired butlers probably don't need butlers and probably couldn't afford them even if they did.

[thatz4u]

[JollySipper]

That would be Jaleel White, whose character 'Urkel' drove a little Isetta in the show Family Matters............

(back when TV was still pretty wholesome...... )

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Matters" should never be confused with "maters", which is short for to-maters, but uppity folks call 'em "tomatoes".

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables. 

Edited 21 hours ago by Perspect Scale Modelworks
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Vegetables have a pretty good chance of being elected to public office.

[Trainwreck]

Office of the department of redundancy department office, how may I direct your call?  

Edited 19 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Call Saul.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Saul didn't take my call because he was shopping at the mall looking for a new outfit to wear this fall.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fall off a ladder while cleaning your gutters if you want some time off from work and don't mind a little pain.

Edited 7 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Pain, it is said, comes in waves but as we age the ripples become tsunamis.