One sentence game

[LennyB]

Statements from the bank these days are five pages long, one for the actual activity and four for the legal mumbo jumbo.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Jumbo or Dumbo, there's usually an elephant in the room everyone tries to ignore.

[NOBLNG]

Ignore the writing on the wall at your own risk.

[Trainwreck]

Risk is a strategy board game I enjoyed growing up.

Edited December 1 by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Up the Down Staircase was a 1967 film based on the book of the same name that deals with an idealistic young teacher's difficult first confrontation with reality.

Edited November 30 by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Reality differs greatly depending on peoples mindset.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Mindset" where it's come to mean "personal perspective" or "lived experience" or one kind of bias or another has displaced objective reality...to our peril.

[LennyB]

Peril faced Miss Nell our poor damsel in distress as she was tied to the railroad tracks waiting for Dudley Do-Right to come rescue her, but alas he was busy hiding in his room building a scale model of a stage coach.

 

 

Edited November 30 by LennyB

[Trainwreck]

Coach, I exclaimed, put me in I'm ready to play today.

[LennyB]

Today there won't be any game on account of the snow so you can just go home and listen to some John Fogerty.

 

 

Edited November 30 by LennyB

[Tim W. SoCal]

Fogerty can be found down on the corner jammin' with Willie and the Poor Boys.

[LennyB]

Boys went down to the fishing hole to see if Miss Betty Lou was out skinny dipping in the pond again but got the shock of their life when ol' John Wannamaker popped up out of the water naked as a jaybird.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Jaybird" was the nickname of a cute little fluffy blonde girlfriend I haven't thought of in many years.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Years of doing the same thing expecting a different result. 

[LennyB]

Result of the kids bodywork was what you would expect when you use 3 old beer cans and a gallon of bondo to patch a dented fender.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Fender flares were once a popular alteration to performance cars but now they come from the factory optioned as a wide body.

[LennyB]

Body of the '78 Vette kit I bought at McCrory for $1  left the mold before it was finished but MPC was kind enough to send me another body.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Body parts in her freezer from previous dates might be a potential warning sign when considering a new romance.

Edited Tuesday at 03:59 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[LennyB]

Romance had no kisses, that's a fine romance if you ask me.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Me" curiously had the same definition as "the center of the universe" as far as my last ex was concerned, and most of the rest of 'em too, so I s'pose they all bought the same dictionary.

[slusher]

Dictionary in hard cover is seldom used anymore..

[LennyB]

Anymore of them eggs available Ma, I'm purty hungry today.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today is a good day to start on some of the things you put off last week.

[Trainwreck]

Week one, after birth, was horrible for me I'm told, all I did was cry, eat and soil myself.

Edited Wednesday at 06:33 PM by Trainwreck

[JollySipper]

Myself, I would think zero would be the loneliest number...........