One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Return those Coke bottles and look under the couch cushions to encourage the winds of loose change...

Edited March 23, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Little Timmy]

Change is something I fear.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fear is natural and OK, as long as you don't let it hold you back.

Edited March 23, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Back pain can stifle ones plans especially if you were planning on hitting the water park.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Park your car close to a cliff edge in Cali and it might fall into the ocean before you can say "Jack be nimble".

Edited March 23, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Nimble is only one adjective to describe Jack who jumped over the candlestick but his wife says he's definitely the other more often.

Edited March 24, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Often, people can be critical of things they don't understand.

[slusher]

understand that everything isn’t worth an argument 

[NOBLNG]

Argument…I’d like to buy an argument please.

Edited March 24, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

"PLEASE don't start that again" he intoned as she started one of her standard tirades.

[NOBLNG]

Tirades these days are quite commonplace.

[A modeler named mike]

Commonplace happenings of the violent kind are a direct results of poor policies by individuals with an agenda.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Agenda" was a word I came to despise during my time in the white-collar world, as no matter what was laid out as "today's agenda" at the start of a meeting, the focus inevitably devolved to blame-spreading and backside-covering in the event everything went all pear-shaped as the best-laid ivory-tower plans were implemented by the poor slobs on the ground.

Edited March 24, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[thatz4u]

ground is how some people love their coffee beans...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beans and franks still appeal to my palate when I'm feeling five years old.

[thatz4u]

old is a relative term...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Term" can mean a length of time or a description.

[A modeler named mike]

description and photos are a crucial to a search party trying to locate Waldo

[Little Timmy]

Waldo is somebody I never bothered to look for.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"For he's a jolly good fellow" is something I'd usually deny.

[A modeler named mike]

Deny all you want but everyone likes to leak out a fart or two when in the bathtub.

[NOBLNG]

Bathtub gin is a generic term used to describe homemade hooch.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hooch" has another meaning from some Asian conflicts I'll forego mentioning at the moment, and "shoot the Hooch" is slang for rafting on the Chattahoochee River.

Edited March 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

River raft is something I once owned.

Edited March 25, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[FoMoCo66]

Owned my own raft to at one piont.