One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pads on a cat's feet make characteristic prints when they walk through the black paint they knocked over on the bench.

[A modeler named mike]

Bench seats are not as desirable as most would think unless you have plans for some hanky panky with a bodacious babe on a date.

[JollySipper]

Date a real car girl and she won't care how big your 'bench' is.......

[A modeler named mike]

"Is that so?" said the man with very tiny feet.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Feet off the dash !!!" I've found myself snarling on more than one occasion to folks who have no respect for others' possessions.

[A modeler named mike]

Possessions by witch doctors without medical degrees hanging on their huts walls doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Edited April 22, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Deterrent won't getchur clothes kleen.

Edited April 22, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Kleen children ain't always clean!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Clean habits" aren't always what single geezers are most known for.

[A modeler named mike]

For you are correct in your statement about single geezers cleanliness as I can contest to this by my monthly bath in the cesspool.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cesspool baths might tend to boost your immune system over time, if you live long enough after the first one.

[A modeler named mike]

One is one word that makes me think of Three Dog Night and their song "ONE" but they also have many other great songs from their time period in Rock and Roll.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Roll-bars and anti-roll bars are very different things.

[slusher]

Things I have been going through is model part. Getting them organized..

[A modeler named mike]

Organized canned goods and neatly positioned items can be a sign of being anal.

(Can't wait to see this response.. ?)

Edited April 22, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anal-retentive" can be spun positively into "strongly detail-oriented".

[A modeler named mike]

Oriented questions are asked repeatedly to patients in Hospitals to assess their cognitive status.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Status-seekers used to tend to drive flashy cars and build big houses on lots with no trees so everyone going by could marvel at how much money they must have spent, but phone apps make self-validation much easier (and cheaper) for the personally insecure.

Edited April 22, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[thatz4u]

insecure: not firmly fixed; liable to give way or break

[atomicholiday]

Break out of the rut you’re in.

[Ace-Garageguy]

In the end, you'll be just what you wanted to be.

[atomicholiday]

Be all that you can be.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Be-bop and doo-wop rhyme with hip-hop, but that's where the resemblance ends.

[1972coronet]

Ends in tales of cannibalism and other coffeeshop counter bollocks 

[A modeler named mike]

Bollocks dangling tend to swinging vigorously when running without support.