One sentence game

[atomicholiday]

Money flies out of my wallet every time I get within a hundred yards of a good hobby shop.

[thatz4u]

Shop Around 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Around heah" said the greasy-haired toothless potbellied bartender in the stinking sweat-stained shirt "we don' like your kind".

Edited July 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[atomicholiday]

Kind of mean, isn’t he?

[Tim W. SoCal]

He used to be mean, but then he got old, still thought he was tough and got his teeth knocked out by a pissed off patron

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Patrón" is a way to refer to a male leader, boss, or employer in Spanish.

Edited July 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Matt Bacon]

Spanish soccer players seem to be rather better than English ones, on the available evidence.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Evidence might be plentiful, verifiable, and unimpeachable, yet may still be casually denied by those with extra-special brain function.  

Edited July 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Function is one thing it's hard to do outside in this ungodly heat we're having.

[atomicholiday]

Having some ice cold lemonade might bring you some relief.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Relief can also be found in a big bowl of delicious ice cream

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cream in my coffee makes a pleasant occasional change from black.

[A modeler named mike]

Black lung also known as coal miners lung is what lead to the demise of my grandfather who used to work in the west Virginia coal mines for years.

Edited July 15, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Tim W. SoCal]

Years ago, before we were aware of the dangers associated with the environmental conditions of many jobs, thousands of unprotected workers suffered painful, debilitating diseases and early deaths as a result of using their skills and, many times, very limited opportunities to perform such basic duties as providing for their families.

[1972coronet]

Families which resided in the Chatsworth area of the San Fernando Valley in the late 1960's were too aware of another "Family's" activities as Spahn's Movie Ranch 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Ranch owner George Spahn's generosity was completely exploited by Charles Manson and his band of depraved groupies

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Groupies" sounds like a kind of fish, and the fish may be smarter.

              

[A modeler named mike]

Smarter farters will leave the scene and scent behind..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Behind" is where I'm usually running.

[slusher]

Running in this hot weather need to drink plenty of water..

[Tim W. SoCal]

water levels in our local lakes have finally risen to where we're not afraid of having enough water to drink

[slusher]

Drink plenty of water on hot days not soda..

[A modeler named mike]

Soda used with a straw and is not liquid is a big NO NO and it's Illegal.

[slusher]

illegal soda is something I have not herd.

[A modeler named mike]

Heard of a white powdery substance that's snorted up the nose, cost big money, wires you up and is very bad for your health?