One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did you say you had to use every part in the box to consider a model finished, even all the optional stuff (like I did when I was 8)?

Edited February 4 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rodent]

8)?, your ID says you are 21

[A modeler named mike]

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer, drink them down and fall to the ground, now I'm smashed and don't have a care, except for this killer headache that I wear. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wear your love like heaven" according to Donovan.

 

Edited February 4 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Donavan is a folk singer and it was mentioned by someone here earlier he doesn’t like folk singers.   

[NOBLNG]

Singers are nice sewing machines I was told by a seamstress.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Seamstress is when an XL girl tries to squeeze into S clothes.

[NOBLNG]

Clothes are best worn in multiple layers when the mercury drops to 30 below zero.

[A modeler named mike]

Zero tolerance for styrene haters, so off with their heads!

[LennyB]

Heads removed by a robot was a bogus new story circulating recently about a new means of humane criminal punishment being instituted by the state of Ohio.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ohio Girls was never a Beach Boys song, though they did mention midwest farmers' daughters and northern girls. 

 

Edited February 5 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Girls were always used at the New York Auto show to demonstrate the features of the new cars but most of the time the men were standing around slacked jawed and didn't really hear a word they were saying.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Saying something 10,000 times doesn't make it true.

[LennyB]

True, but all that talking will sure work up your appetite.

[A modeler named mike]

Appetite and monetary suppression seem to happen on a regular basis when the high cost of the heating oil bill comes about. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

About time I put a plug in one of my tires instead of pumping it up every few days.  

[Tim W. SoCal]

days go by so quickly and I'm afraid I'll leave this earth before I complete all my plans and projects

[Big John]

Projects, Projects, Projects, they'll never end if I don't start them!

[LennyB]

'Them' is considered a gender-neutral pronoun, compared to pronouns like 'he/him' or 'she/her' which are generally perceived as gendered terms.

[NOBLNG]

Terms of the contract clearly stated that Johnny Blaze owed his soul to Mephistopheles.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mephistopheles isn't much for after-the-deal support, so I've been told.

[LennyB]

Told the witch doctor I signed up for Babel so I could understand that ooh-e-ohh-ah-ah stuff he was always talking about but it didn't help, still waiting for a refund on my subscription.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Subscription salesman don't go door-to-door anymore since everything went digital.

Edited February 6 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Digital Lego's is an app where you can assemble Lego bricks digitally, now can you 3D print it when finished I wonder?

 

Edited February 6 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wonder of wonders, pretty soon it won't be necessary to actually DO anything in the physical realm at all; it seems a lot of people actually WANT to live in the matrix.