One sentence game

[LennyB]

Is it it, or is it they, is it she or is it they, is it he, his him or what, all of this nonsense is a pain in the butt.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Butt joints are generally weak and are a method of coupling materials that you should almost always stay away from

[NOBLNG]

From the knowledge that I’ve gleaned from this site I know that butt joints are far sturdier if they are pinned.

[LennyB]

Pinned to the wall was a notice that the model car show today was cancelled, boy was Carl pissed as he just drove three hours.  

[A modeler named mike]

Hours turned into days which multipled into weeks then into months and on into years, is there no end to this time madness?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Madness ends when you're pushing up daisies, but my luck there'll be some bozo planted next to me with his idiot music turned up loud even then.

[A modeler named mike]

Then in a case as such, you must contact the caretaker and have the idiot evicted and sent into purgatory.

[LennyB]

Purgatory for Bozo, I think doing that kid's show for so many years should have been punishment enough.

[slusher]

Enough I wish another of thunder storms and tornado warnings"..

[A modeler named mike]

Warnings were broadcasted over the television as Rodan and Godzillas fighting approached the city of Tokyo.

[LennyB]

Tokyo must not be good for sightseeing as most Japanese women don’t show their shoulders, belly or cleavage and most don’t wear leggings (yoga pants etc) unless they’re doing yoga or sports.

[A modeler named mike]

Sports bras look great on women, but men who are well endowed should try the Manssiere, other wise know as the "The Bro".

[slusher]

The Bro man support I don’t see it catching on even though many male jogger really could use them!

[Tim W. SoCal]

Them are fightin' words, are you gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bleed all you want, but I'm still not going to give you a cookie.

[LennyB]

Cookie, how many people still don't understand what that means when you are surfing the internet.

Edited March 24 by LennyB
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[Tim W. SoCal]

internet surfing in no way compares to the fun of surfing the ocean's waves

[A modeler named mike]

Waves alien attacks keep coming from the mothership with no end in site, unless the arcade attendant pulls the plug.

[slusher]

Plug being pulled would be my luck a janitor hits it with his mop..

[LennyB]

Mop Top took a flop on the wet floor that was just mopped in preparation of the sock-hop that was going to start at 8 o'clock.

[Tim W. SoCal]

O'clock is a phrase we don't hear used any more, and it drives me nuts to constantly hear the now common utterances like "8 a.m. in the morning"

Edited March 24 by Tim W. SoCal

[LennyB]

Morning has broken like the first morning, it's not a good day when you start out with a breakdown.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Breakdown on a foggy mountain inspired some fine pickin'.

 

[A modeler named mike]

Pickin and grinning is what us hillbillies like to do on a warm Saturday night.

Edited March 24 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Pickin' up all those boxes after I broke them down too me all morning, now I need a nap.