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Nantucket Ned had a bucket that was filled to the top with lead, and when he went to carry it to the recyclers, his voice went up real high and his pants fell to his thighs  leaving him standing still in a puddle of something ill, with not knowing what to do since all he could smell was poo.

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Poo from Stu went through and through, it's stinky too and looks like goo, if only Stu knew he couldn't make it to the loo, "Whoo!" said Sue, you sure don't smell like Mountain Dew!

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Suffering impatience and anticipation as a model I loved from my early days that my brother threw away when I left home for college has finally been made available again, albeit in a modified version with a different engine, I can't wait for it to arrive so I can open the box and get started on the build.

 

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Appeal of a banana can be seen either as Greate Arte, or if you have more sense than money, fruit fly bait.

image.jpeg.6480f12517531318059d0b4da31c5b5a.jpeg   "Look at this greate arte, mommy"

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He was intending to caress his ego by attempting to repair it himself, but he just screwed it up, made it worse and decided that he should have just hired a professional

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Professional told him to lay down on the couch, asked him questions about his childhood building model cars, but in the end his ego was still bruised and battered like that brownie mix he bought last week at the Piggly Wiggly.

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Catch a fish and give it to someone, you feed them for a day, but if you teach them to catch their own darn fish you feed them for a lifetime.

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