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[slusher]

Lifetime channel and Lifetime Movie Network has some really good movies and many are true stories..

[Tim W. SoCal]

Stories told by drunks around a campfire are often fabricated, exaggerated, delusional, improbable, distorted, or just plain ol' fantasy.

[NOBLNG]

Fantasy land has a surprisingly huge community.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Community values" and the offending thereof are usually held up as the reason for social media censorship, shadow-banning, or deleting comments, but try to get a straight, definitive answer as to what specific words, phrases, or concepts are deemed "offensive" and all you get is generalities and mumbo jumbo, the meaning being  "bad is whatever we say it is whenever we say it is, so go pound sand".

Edited April 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Sand makes me think of orange 🍊 beach in Alabama when we went there for vacation.

[NOBLNG]

Vacation sounds good right about now because it’s snowing outside.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Outside here it's 65F, I'm already back from the tag office, it's going to be in the low 80s later, and as soon as I order some AN fittings I'm going for a hike.

[LennyB]

Hike is something I’ve been trying to get around to for weeks but the weather doesn’t want to cooperate. 

Edited April 14 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hike on Red Top Mountain sounds like a winner.

[LennyB]

Winner, winner chicken dinner, but I think I’ll have breakfast first. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

First thing is to decide on today's priorities for procrastination.

[thatz4u]

procrastination is it's own reward, nothing ventured...nothing gained...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gained some lard around the middle over the winter, as always, but it starts coming back off today...'cause there's nothing I can do about being an old man, but I can change being a fat old man.

Edited April 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Man, we rocked, rolled and rumbled with a series of moderate earthquakes this morning, the strongest measuring 5.2 on the Richter Scale, but, truth be told, I'll take an earthquake to a hurricane or tornado any day.

Edited April 14 by Tim W. SoCal
Fat fingers did it again!

[Rodent]

Day after day, I agree with Tim's sentiments, I don't want to walk outside and find a cow stuck in a tree.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tree cows are not a species I've ever encountered in the wild.

            

[Rodent]

Wild tree cow nests would be a bad place to park your convertible under.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Under the tree cow nest is where you never want to be when mama cow tries to teach the calves to fly!

[LennyB]

Fly soup the waiter explained is a good source of protein 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Protein from ze bugs we're told is the future, but the tree cows say "eat mor chikin".

                                           

Edited April 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Chikin Little thought the sky was falling.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Falling in love is something I'll most likely never do again in this lifetime.

[slusher]

Lifetime of love grows but love can bite you again!

[Tim W. SoCal]

Again and again I plan bench time to work on my model car projects, but life's responsibilities continually get in the way.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Way cool" is an expression I used to detest...like "totally tubular".

Edited April 15 by Ace-Garageguy