One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Donuts make me think about slobbering all down my shirt.

                

Edited Monday at 01:26 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Shirt and shoes required if you want to get served in this establishment.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Establishment" used to be another word for "the entrenched adult enemy" before we had such colorful alternatives as "boomers" and "the patriarchy" and...better not go any farther.  

Edited Monday at 06:45 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Farther on in this life, I hope to retire so I have time to travel, play my musical instruments and build models cars.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cars have been a large part of my life, but as things are playing out now, I see I should have put WAY more effort into CYA.

[stitchdup]

cya were the last 3 letters of one of my old vw registration plates so my sister called it the bye-bye car

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car parts from some places don't always fit or function like the ones they're supposed to replace and often fail prematurely, but you're not supposed to notice or mention it.

[NOBLNG]

“It” is a novel by Steven King about a demonic Clown named Pennywise.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pennywise had a brother named Poundfoolish.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Poundfoolish is what I think I am these days when I go to Micky D's and pay close to $15.00 for a Big Mac meal.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Meal worms made into burgers is what we'll all you'll be eating if the anti-cow movement succeeds.

Edited Tuesday at 02:23 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Succeeded in many things as Americans people…

[Tim W. SoCal]

People make life interesting, some just anger and frustrate the snot out of you and others make you incredibly happy that they and you are living.

[slusher]

Living in the south is great other then the hot summers I enjoy it very much..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Much Ado About Nothing" is a science fiction play written by William Shakespeare about life in 2025.

[Tim W. SoCal]

2025 is a year that I expected to be fantastic with a lot of smooth sailing and contentment, but as it has progressed there have been quite a few disparaging challenges.

[slusher]

Challenges in life is always there even harder living with MS for 33 years….

Edited Tuesday at 01:31 PM by slusher
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[Tim W. SoCal]

Years ago I learned that a very good friend of mine could no longer be a recording studio guitarist because MS had robbed him of dexterity and feeling in his fingers.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fingers up your nose aren't immediately available for model-building.

[NOBLNG]

Building models is not as much of a priority when the summer weather beckons you to head outdoors.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Outdoors in the shade on my front porch would be a great place to build models in the summer if it weren't for the mosquitos attacking in force whenever I put a (human) body part out the door.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Door bell rings time after time this month from unceasing door-to-door cold-sales guys persistently trying to convince me that I need to replace my house's windows.

Edited Tuesday at 05:58 PM by Tim W. SoCal

[NOBLNG]

Windows won’t need replacing anymore if you answer the door in the buff.

[slusher]

Buff or naked is all right to walk around in your home as long if you keep the blinds closed but not good for the furniture with naked crack on them..

[Tim W. SoCal]

Them folks up in the back woods of them thar hills is havin' a real hum-dinger of a hootenanny, drinkin' that moonshine and playin' that thar Bluegrass music.