One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

War is THE MOST STUPID thing supposedly "civilized" humans can engage in, and there's just NO valid reason for it today, anywhere on Earth.

Edited August 13 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

earth ws a dumb name for a planet and whoever named it should be ashamed

[slusher]

 Ashamed  should be  the people in those Walmart pictures but just don’t care …

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Care" is something I hear a lot about, but see little real evidence.

[thatz4u]

Evidence of intelligent life on Earth is unlikely at best

[NOBLNG]

Best case scenario in my mind involves aliens.😜

[Tim W. SoCal]

Aliens like Mork from Ork and The Coneheads used to crack me up with uncontrollable laughter.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Laughter will really wake you up if you have a couple of broken ribs.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Ribs that are broken is one of the most painful and frightening injuries I have ever experienced.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Experienced mechanics don't let friends use cheap "offshore" parts that are "just as good", 'cause they almost never are.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Are we ever going to resurrect manufacturing within the boundaries of our once very industrious country?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Country life always had a lot of appeal for me, but what used to be out-in-the-country 'round here is now suburbia, with a whole new demographic.

[thatz4u]

demographic, is NOT a political thing of any sort...or type..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Type "demographic" into a reasonably smart AI search, and you get something like this:

 "Demographic refers to the statistical characteristics of a human population, such as age, gender, race, ethnicity, income, education, and geographic location. While demographics can be used in political analysis to understand voting patterns and inform political campaigns, the concept of demographics itself is not inherently political. It's a tool for describing and analyzing populations across various disciplines, including sociology, economics, public health, and marketing."

...which is an accurate definition. 

 

(EDIT for anyone who's as pedantic as I can be: Yes, you CAN incorporate a quoted paragraph into a sentence and it still be a sentence, if you do it correctly, though my punctuation here is not technically correct.)

Edited August 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

 definition of definition: A statement or description of the fundamental character or scope of something

[Ace-Garageguy]

Something smells like it's not an actual sentence.

Edited August 14 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Sentence structure refers to how the basic grammatical elements of a sentence, such as the subject, predicate, and sometimes objects, are organized.

[Calb56]

Organized, what do you mean I'm not Organize... Squirrel!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Squirrel pelts don't make very big fur coats.

       

Edited August 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Coats of acrylic paint will more than likely ruin your collection of squirrel pelts.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pelts from otters are better for coats, but the otters don't usually give them up without a fight.

Edited August 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Fight between one gorilla versus one hundred men shows how dumb internet memes have become these days.

Edited August 15 by Calb56

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days filled with endless inanity, ridiculous hyperbole, and yammering bloviation seem to be what many online content consumers want, and what the internet excels at delivering.

Edited August 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Delivering pertinent news in a credible and coherent manner, particularly on the internet, seems to have become as extinct as real newspapers and print magazines.

[Calb56]

Magazines are something I truly miss, as well as actual newspapers, there's just something to the tactile experience.