Your Top 5 Things You Don’t Want a Top 5 List For

[Horrorshow]

1: Ex-wives 

2: Flatulence accidents 

3: Broken bones 

4: Accidental nudity 

5: Pregnancy denials 

[espo]

All of the above. 

[1972coronet]

1. ) The "Kiss of Death" *

2.) Vehicle troubles on a remote highway and no way to roadside repair it

3.) Live past me "Best By" date 

4.) Ban of I.C.E. powered vehicles 

5.) Work for the motor vehicles department stamping licence plates

* = To 'expand' upon the 2nd item on your list 

[Rodent]

On 9/19/2023 at 8:29 PM, Horrorshow said:

2: Flatulence accidents 

I can tell some pretty good flatulence stories. Maybe we should go there. Farts are funny. Artificial sweetener in frozen yogurt can clear a retail store very quickly.

[ChrisBcritter]

1. Adventures with NoTox Glue

2. Experiences with photo etch saws bending into a Z shape

3. Clear parts in vintage kits that turn out to have tire melt

4. Areas of your body besides fingers that you've managed to stab with an X-Acto knife

5. Palmer kits

[Little Timmy]

1: what my wife actually purchased with MY bonus check.

2: Classic kits that sombody else bought before I could.

3: restaurants  where I got food poisoning. 

4: all the places my dogs do "their business " that I didn't know about, ... until now.

5: all the lists I thought of, but couldn't post here.

 

[NYLIBUD]

My Car got stolen.

My Motorcycle got stolen 

My house has mice,

Lost my job

My wife cheated on me.

OH GOD,????

 

[Can-Con]

5 minutes ago, NYLIBUD said:

My Car got stolen.

My Motorcycle got stolen 

My house has mice,

Lost my job

My wife cheated on me.

OH GOD,????

 

 Thought this was a "top 5" list, Ron, not a country song.? 

[NYLIBUD]

On 11/1/2023 at 3:25 PM, Can-Con said:

 Thought this was a "top 5" list, Ron, not a country song.? 

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