That time in grade 10 when I had to do a "photo essay"

[Falcon Ranchero]

A photographic storyline about some penguin who steals a 1991 turned 1983 Cadillac lowrider.

Starring: Penguin as "Himself" and Guy the Man, as "Car Working Guy" 

Typically no words just photos but for the sake of context, the photos are described.

Well, here's the show...

 

We see Guy working on a '32.

A Penguin pulls up in a Buick

He gets out

Guy looks over

Penguin tells guy there's touble with the Buick.

Pops the hood, shows Guy the engine

Guy leans on in

Penguin closes the hood on him

Penguin decides which nearby car to escape in

*chooses the Cadillac* (don't ask why he take an atrocious Caddy instead of that '68 Camaro; the doors even open and it's wayy faster)

Gets in it

Drives off leaving Guy underhood

Guy gets himself out

Sees Penguin drive off

Calls 9-1-1 (so what he has a large phone)

The Italian Polizia are summoned

Here it comes (yo what is this vehicle anyway?)

The Chase begins

Here's our sponsor (Coca Cola)

Oh hey whatch out

Turn! Turn! Turn!

*collision*

Polizia catches up

Police cheif comes out (OK i have no actual policeman figure from my childhood so I had to use a matchbox '59 dodge [pretend it's an upright human])

Reads the Penguin his rights

Handcuffs him (LOL)

Caddy get's Tow Truck'd

Arrives back at Guy's shop

*unloads*

Caddy hath been safely return-ed (The End)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2024 by Falcon Ranchero

[Ace-Garageguy]

Though the names have been changed to protect the innocent, I suspect this is part of the previously unreleased backstory of Sarah-n-Tuned's penguin sidekick.  

[Falcon Ranchero]

9 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

backstory of Sarah-n-Tuned's penguin sidekick.  

sure 👍

[LennyB]

If you missed it the first time it will be on the Disney+ app this afternoon.

[slusher]

Dude looked like Paul Bunion with a wedgie…

[NOBLNG]

Obviously the penguin took the Caddy because it’s Climate Control AC blows ICE COLD!🥶
Edit: And yes, cordless phones used to be that big.😳

Edited December 12, 2024 by NOBLNG

[JollySipper]

We really need this as a stop-motion film!  

[Falcon Ranchero]

8 hours ago, JollySipper said:

We really need this as a stop-motion film!

If I ever get the time you know there will be 👍in the future...

[Ace-Garageguy]

12 hours ago, JollySipper said:

We really need this as a stop-motion film!  

With cameos by Gumby and some claymation dinosaurs.  

[JollySipper]

Definitely some Gumby! The best episode I remember of Gumby, he was dreaming and kept melting into the floor and popping up in other places........ Pretty trippy for a kids' show!

[Falcon Ranchero]

3 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

cameos by Gumby

My dad actually has his vintage gumby figure from the '70s...

[Falcon Ranchero]

On 12/11/2024 at 11:28 PM, JollySipper said:

stop-motion film!

Just remembered I do in fact have a stop motion Car themed cartoon of sorts from grade 11:

(no sound though)

 

Edited December 13, 2024 by Falcon Ranchero