FujimiLover Posted May 6, 2009 Posted May 6, 2009 Now that's funny! I dont' even let my Dad's dog lick me and he eat's poo! Yuck! Another good way is to stay home in the Black Forest and build Koenig Specials models! Coarse, one does need to go out and get groceries and modeling supplies!
Chuck Most Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 My way of avoiding the Swine Flu is just simply to remain locked up in my home, with nothing but my Hot Pockets and seasons one and two of House on DVD to keep me going. That, and dropping anybody who crosses my flaming moat with my trusty ol' laser cannon. But, I guess not letting pigs lick you works, too. Uh,oh... I'm running low on MREs! May have to venture out once again into the cruel, uncaring world!
old-hermit Posted May 9, 2009 Posted May 9, 2009 Someone once said "When a negro becomes president pigs will fly". Sure enough, 100 days later, swine flu.
HotRodaSaurus Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Here in the UK you would think it is as bad as the Black Death the way they are going on about it. I think it is just to take the publics mind off our dodgy dealing, expenses fidling politicians . As for me, I dont go wearing a mask to work or during work and if i sneeze, well I have not been put in isolation yet. Oh! Whatever happened to Bird Flue J
Custom Hearse Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Chuck Most said: My way of avoiding the Swine Flu is just simply to remain locked up in my home, with nothing but my Hot Pockets and seasons one and two of House on DVD to keep me going. That, and dropping anybody who crosses my flaming moat with my trusty ol' laser cannon. Give me your address.... I don't wanna get toasted by accident!!!! HotRodaSaurus said: Here in the UK you would think it is as bad as the Black Death the way they are going on about it. I think it is just to take the publics mind off our dodgy dealing, expenses fidling politicians . As for me, I dont go wearing a mask to work or during work and if i sneeze, well I have not been put in isolation yet. Oh! Whatever happened to Bird Flue J They say this virus a combination of swine flu, bird flu, and human flu.... That's why the government went ballistic over it.
Custom Hearse Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 old-hermit said: Someone once said "When a negro becomes president pigs will fly". Sure enough, 100 days later, swine flu. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You just won the worst joke of the decade award!!!! That is BAD!!!!
Bruce Poage Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 A friend of mine, a Financial Peace University budget coach describes Swine Flue as that terrible achy, crampy feeling he gets when he reads more stories of spreading pork from our esteemed liberal Congress. Amen!!
Harry P. Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 Bruce Poage said: A friend of mine, a Financial Peace University budget coach... Never heard of that school. Is their football team any good???
Bruce Poage Posted May 10, 2009 Posted May 10, 2009 FPU-=It's all about handling your personal finances to take care of yourself when that rainy day comes. Or better yet responsibly taking care of what God has given us.
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