Custom Hearse Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 If I threw my Sham-Wow into the washer and added some OxiClean... would that throw the Earth off its axis? Cuz if so, I won't do it... No.... But since your a celebrity here, it'll reach out of the washer and drag you in kicking and screaming.
crazyjim Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 We have American men and women serving our country and dying in Iraq and don't see a ###### thing in the newspapers, radio, or TV about these heroes. Spent June 3, 2009 at a little cemetery in Inverness, FL for the 2nd anniversary of the death of SFC Robert Surber. An IED took him out in Iraq. I didn't know him but he's my brother. WE WILL NEVER FORGET! If you live around the Tampa, FL area, we will be at the Tampa VA Hospital at 11:00am on July 4, 2009. We're having a picnic for the troops in the hospital. Come on down and help out.
george 53 Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Rick, IF that were to happen, I'd hafta become Lee Harvey Hernandez, and send that purple FREAK back to the Cretacious Perod, along with his little pal!!! But it is a nice thought, there'd be NO MORE Barney!!!
Harold Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 If I threw my Sham-Wow into the washer and added some OxiClean... would that throw the Earth off its axis? Cuz if so, I won't do it... Yeah, Sham- Wow indeed. Any product that has the word 'sham' as part of it's name is obviously a sham. However, Harry, you shouldn't do that- it just might raise the dead.
Guest promodmerc Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 If I was the Sham-Wow guy I'd be nervous right now... He got busted 1-2 months ago for beating up a prostitute.
george 53 Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 She probly DIDN'T use a Sham-Wow to clean up, an he just lost it!
curt raitz Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 You guys are cracking me up I wasn't gonna look at this thread cuz I don't really care about celebrities, etc... but I luv the irrevenous (if that's a word?) in which you are handlin' this "great" loss gotta go and check out the michael jackson thread now... The Sham-Wow guy does kinda scare me though...
george 53 Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Well Curt, when life hands you lemons, ..... FIND SOME SALT AN TAKILLYA!!!! After a coupla them, you won't care anymore!!!
roadhawg Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 I think I just figured it out. With all the celebs droppin' out lately, ol' Saint Peter needed Billy Mays so he could stand at the gate and say "BUT WAIT......THERES MORE!!!!"
curt raitz Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Well Curt, when life hands you lemons, ..... FIND SOME SALT AN TAKILLYA!!!! After a coupla them, you won't care anymore!!! My brother-in-laws motto...One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Three Tequilla...Floor!
george 53 Posted June 29, 2009 Posted June 29, 2009 Curt, your Brother-in Law sounds like my kinda guy!
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