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11-11-11 apocalypse coming together perfectly

10-11-11

ECONOMIC collapse, nuclear brinksmanship and an asteroid are signs that tomorrow's end of days is shaping up well, it has been claimed.

With the EU about to be plunged into gibbering chaos because of a wicked, lustful man with counterfeit hair, Israel dusting off the nukes and the YU55 space rock probably doubling back for another go, things could not be looking more biblical.

Rapture organiser God said: “It was a toss-up between 11-11-11 and 12-12-12 but I went for the former because who knows what they'll be doing in a year's time.

"I'm quite nervous about tomorrow because it's my first proper apocalypse, but the early signs are that it's looking even better than I could've hoped.

"There's still loads to organise – I must admit I've skimped slightly on the pestilence – but touch wood it's going to be a winner.

"Hopefully things should kick off about 10am tomorrow with Berlusconi's head on a spike and people of all nations shouting at each other. Midday the nuclear things start, then about 4pm I'm going to send in the abominations.

"It's a very full day.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “I'm fairly sure the Mayans tried to warn us about this.

"Though it would have been more helpful if they'd left a clearly-worded note instead of obscure pictograms, for f%$£'s sake.

"On the plus side, at least it's a day off work.”

Office worker Emma Bradford said: “I will be going to work regardless of fiery lakes because I get a real kick out of my customer services role. However I shall be having an extra cupcake at lunchtime.”

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4 diff people 500 + years ago gave us the same date to go hide //// i belevie and im worried ///// o the next big goble war will be for food and clean water //// but im old so what ever

Edited by mr cheap
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4 diff people 500 + years ago gave us the same date to go hide //// i belevie and im worried ///// o the next big goble war will be for food and clean water //// but im old so what ever

You misspelled it. Gobble has two letters 'b.'

And you got the date wrong. The Gobble War is Thursday the 24th.

;)

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I ran out of tinfoil, how many sheets of bare metal foil do I need to make a hat?

You can use silver paint. Might look a tad toy-like, but it does the job.

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Thanks for the heads up. Do I need to primer first?

You should contact Ryan Martinie from Mudvayne. Looks like he has it down pretty good!

Mudvayne-11.JPG

Edit: Here's another. LOLOLOL

Mudvayne-10.JPG

Edited by Wayne Buck
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The guy I locked up today certainly believes in the apocalypse.............................. now. heheheheheheh

Kinda fun printing 11/11/11 on all those forms.

:o

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If you add up the digits in 11-11-11, you get 6. Divide 6 by itself and you get 1, which is the only digit in 11-11-11!

Oooooooooh, scary!

:lol::lol::lol:

And if you add your age this year and the year you were born you will come up with 111

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And if you add your age this year and the year you were born you will come up with 111

That is crazy, my birth year (80) plus my age (31) equals 111.

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I must be listening to the wrong prophet... Wasn't the end of the world supposed to to be 12/24/12 .. :blink: ..?... I mean, all that Mayan calendar / Fingerprints of the Gods stuff ?.. I REALLY need to know 'cause the week before I'm gunna get a loan for a Ferrari... Hey, you won't have to pay it back, & if you gotta go then you may as well go in style.... :lol: :lol:

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12/21/2012 ...I dont belive that it all ends they said that for 2000 to and anywho no one shall know the day nor the hour. even so let it come!

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Must I go out and watch it, or can I stay inside and watch it on the telly?

If I have to go out, do I have to wear a BMF hat, or will a pasta colander do?

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