One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Parts of my statement must have been ambiguous.

[misterNNL]

Ambiguous statements can leave to confusing answers.

[Calb56]

Answers are usually already known by most people, though sometimes they need "permission " from an outside source to act on what they already know.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Know what you know, know and admit to yourself what you don't know, and try to avoid becoming a bloviating "expert" after you read the first answer Google vomits up, but about which you have no other knowledge.

[Classicgas]

Knowledge is sometimes lacking.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lacking knowledge rarely stops anyone from having an opinion.

[1972coronet]

"Opinion gear, why hath thine failed once again?", I'd enquired when the stock, factory 7.25" diff in my '72 Dart took a big healthy one on the way to work one cold morning

[Ace-Garageguy]

Morning coffee is the main reason I get up.

[Calb56]

"Up" is one of my wife's favorite movies and I literally drink coffee up to the time I go to bed.

[1972coronet]

Bedfordshire, as in 'Up The Wooden Hills to Bedfordshire' -- a nice double-entandre

[NOBLNG]

“Entendre” is a french verb meaning “to hear” and is rarely used singularly.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Singularly or in groups, never underestimate the awesome destructive power of stupid people.

[misterNNL]

People are my favorite life forms to spend time with.

[bobthehobbyguy]

With you or without you I am announcing my new role as absolute ruler of the universe and am now accepting applications for henchmen.

[misterNNL]

Henchmen should have really cool hats and stuff shouldn't they?

[Calb56]

They also dress in black, especially if you've seen an ufo.

[1972coronet]

UFO Club was an underground venue in London in the 1960's where The Pink Floyd Sound was the house band

[Calb56]

Band of Horses were originally from Seattle but are now based out of Charleston, South Carolina.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Carolina beach music takes me back to summer surfing days.

[misterNNL]

Days listening to beach shag dance music with the ocean surf in the background can make a great vacation.

[Calb56]

Vacation is spent flying to Tucson each February to see my wife's mother and sister.

[Classicgas]

Sister I do not have, only a brother.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Brother, in this egalitarian utopia of 2035, can you spare fifty bucks for a cup of coffee? 

[1972coronet]

Coffee & Cigarettes is a film consisting of vignettes such as a conversation between Iggy Pop and Tom Waites

[misterNNL]

Not fair!