Little Timmy

Sorry. It was 1985 and I never thought to take pictures of it. The front and side of it had been smashed Ala Jimmy Hendricks. I first put an old clock in it and hung it on the wall. I then added glowing plastic strings to it.But it was unbalanced and kept slipping to one side. It finally fell off the wall ,so I took some old coffie table legs and screwed one leg to the end of the neck. ( right where the tuning pegs were.) Then I screwed two legs to the lower part of the body. It was definitely cool looking, but it was constantly tipping over. So I traded it to a friend. If I were to build another one, I would probably mount the two legs on the body at opposing angles. ( not a big angle, just enough to keep it stable.)

I use to have an old Stratocaster guitar that I found abandoned in a dumpster. I turned it into a 3 legged table. ?

Doctor said my rash is contagious.

Cheese is a dairy product that is great on ham sandwiches, but it's not Kosher.

People are more interesting when fleeing from killers in horror movies.

I would give them a timeshare condo in Aspin.

This was my daily driver for 12 years. Hated to get rid of her .... I could haul myself, and 8 other people from bar to bar. Don't know why I was always the " designated driver"

Blackmore just has a way of making you " feel" the music

One tire

Tor Johnson was a wrestler in the 50s, and starred in at least Two Ed Wood Jr. Movies.

Result of my wife finding my "actual" stash, ... I now live on the back porch.

Rocker panels are always full of mud, and other debries.

Be nice if I was locked in a hobby store overnight.

Champions drink Jim Beam Black label after purposely loosing their car keys .

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Looks like the emblem on the door says Ford 4000.

Intermittently hitting your brakes on the freeway can cause outrage to those behind you .

Spud sounds like a beer made with potatoes.

LOOK OUT, MY WIFE HAS AN AX !

Irrelevant to this topic, but my nose itches.

Gunslinger is an occupation that has no insurance coverage .

Temperatures rise when counting rivets.

Diurnal is where you are supposed to go potty.

Thyself, may be related to Me, Myself , and I .

I would settle for that too... if I had too. It's my understanding that the molds were altered to make the Rattler, and can't be reversed back to the Horn Toad. I could at least use the horn toad to kitbash a rattler, but I'm not in love with those tires/wheels. The Rattler wheels were one-of-a-kind .