A modeler named mike

I always thought it was asinine when someone would ask, "where did you lose them at?" For Pete's sake if you knew that, they wouldn't be lost"

or sourkraut for

Surprisingly no irks this week unless you count when I replaced a vanity and wasn't ready to replace the old laminate countertop (not sure what product we would use as a replacement yet) with a semi rusted metal sink that sprung a leak above the drain tail piece in the metal of the sink when I hooked it back up. Can't really call it an irk, since it was due to be replaced, just hoping it would last a little longer till our minds were made up. Well, that's no longer the case. Settled for a cultured marble stock vanity top with the integrated sink..

On that note, she slapped on the handcuffs and said, " buddy that's sexual harassment, your butt's going to meet Bubba"

Likes and Loves are two totally different things, as my friends like me but my wife Loves me, at least that's what she says every pay day.

dudes with little

from Sumo wrestlers

with gym clothes

Five o'clock is coming in a half hour, at least that's what my clock shows and I can't argue with it since it's alarmingly right.

from Taco Smell

tide can't clean

"Off with your head", she said as your finger was heading towards that button.

of current events

of the coming of new releases...

stays there till

Modeling is something I don't believe I can pull off with these legs of mine.

the cheesiest bordello

by the Holiest

the holy socks

Buddy, we are all human, therefore we occasionally do dumb things. Me included. Don't beat yourself up, that's what we're here for..😉 just kidding on that last part..

supposedly secretly stashed

Police or po-lice is a type of lice that hangs around a strippers pole at a raunchy strip club.

Using Amazon prime

Today's mail will bring another kit that I can cross off my list, but unfortunately after seeing several other MCM members "What did you get today" post my list got longer..

to defend themselves