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A modeler named mike

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  1. Queen sized beds don't come with a queen just as twin sized beds don't guarantee you'll have twins after conception.
  2. "Away with this foolish girl" said the King, "I have no time for such childish things such as braiding my beard with beads and drinking tea from a cup!, why can't you see I'm still sitting on the throne!"
  3. Town cars were always a sign of someone being of wealth, but town bums were just the opposite.
  4. Game on, no more more annoying ads about abs nor about that pesky double chin, just one pill per day and it'll all go away, and of course you'll be dead too, so hope that's not a game changer for you, but look on the bright side, you'll have no more worries.
  5. Pickin and grinning is what us hillbillies like to do on a warm Saturday night.
  6. Waves alien attacks keep coming from the mothership with no end in site, unless the arcade attendant pulls the plug.
  7. Sports bras look great on women, but men who are well endowed should try the Manssiere, other wise know as the "The Bro".
  8. Warnings were broadcasted over the television as Rodan and Godzillas fighting approached the city of Tokyo.
  9. Then in a case as such, you must contact the caretaker and have the idiot evicted and sent into purgatory.
  10. Hours turned into days which multipled into weeks then into months and on into years, is there no end to this time madness?
  11. Today after 3 years sitting, with a battery tender on her, and an friend who is an ace mechanic with over 30+ years of experience on just about anything with a sparkplug and a carburetor working on her, the 1950 John Deere M series tractor came alive! Now to find her a new owner that will give her the love and attention she deserves instead of just sitting in our garage.
  12. Driver of the runaway shopping cart was last seen in isle 3, wearing toilet paper rolls and tampons.
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