A modeler named mike

Music to my ears was the tech at the emissions testing station this morning saying, "Your car passed"

cooking and cleaning?

Said pie was a cream pie which wasn't easily to balance, so instead I whipped it off and tossed it at the baker and a pie fight ensued.

for her Jeep

Now Carl has jumped the gun and has not a regret. (Back to you Carl 😉)

In Hazard County

from over yonder

Sellers in the cellar are selling everything but attic remnants.

Boot Hill Express, Hearse with a curse and The Meat Wagon are on my favorite show rod kits list.

from unwrapping himself

but beware if

Me knew better than to pass out or fall asleep at a party, and I'm glad those days are way behind me.

never can tell

In his grave

"Haircut with a flowbee hair cutting system never seemed to be a good choice in my opinion", said the bald man.

for treats made

Wise man said, "Never bite the hand that feeds you"

Adversity University is the school of hard knocks.

But not Dachshunds

Mistake make once is just that, but mistakes made over and over are not mistakes but clearly stupidity.

Dave, I think a padded room would be more like it. I can say with conviction that I will not take care for him as I did for my dad. My dad deserved my care and felt it was my duty to do so. Not this inappreciative, narcissistic, ungrateful jerk. My wife says that from the things I tell her about him it sounds like he has the on-set of dementia. At this point I could care less. Personally I can't wait till he moves out. Then I'll have peace.

not pizza dough

An Immediate family member who I've continued to put my life on hold for and have bent over backwards to help navigate and strengthen out their health issues and have gone way above the norm for which that individual actually deserves only to be berated by, cursed at and threatened by because that individual has a preexisting mental health issue (bipolar) that they refuse to acknowledge and do anything about. This animosity apparently has been festering with-in and supposedly is my all my fault and was unleashed causing an argumentative situation that in my eyes is NOT repairable. So much for helping those who dont deserve it but it's done out of love a strong commitment to aid your own blood. Shameful that bridges can be burnt without any thought to the repercussions that can follow ones unfounded actions. As my Dad always said, "On the way out, don't let the door hit you in the @$$!"

Definitely not Jan! 🫣

Down in the valley, valley so low, look for a rose there, one that never would grow, now I know that sounds impossible, but it is what it is, just ask the ghost there, because he's the only one who knows.. 🥴