A modeler named mike

House rules, if it's yellow, let it mellow and if it's brown, then flush it down!

"Drive it like you own it?" Said the teenager to his Mom when borrowing the family car one Friday night.

Just my opinion and from a woodworking point of view from using B&D tools in a cabinet shop. They're what we called throw away tools. Years ago they weren't that bad, but that was long ago. The palm sanders didn't last long, and their routers were junk, Same goes for Ridgid tools. I'm with Ricky, Porter Cable is a far more superior product. We also had a Freud 3 1/4 HP 1/2" shank plunge router that was great.

they're out hunting

Nightmare on Elm street is a scary concept with no way to combat old Freddie and his wickedness that he loves to unleash on his victims.

Moonshine for special

from cooters garage

Pig wollering in

Everywhere there's kitties, there's usually kiddies chasing them about and asking that dreaded question, please! can we take one home.

up a storm

Gubmint sent me a notice from somebody named IRS dat i's owe them somes money, what they talking about?, I never got no monies, h€|| I's aint worked a daz in my life..🤦‍♂️

cold, naked and

Enjoyable moments such as your first kiss, first date and even your first paycheck are far more memorable than getting your first speeding ticket or your first overdraft fee levied by the bank.

People who are mindless, if only they were like watermelons, seedless!

poor Grandma, snubbed

Success to some is failure to others, depending on your preferences, to me the Edsel is similar to todays cybertruck.

"Afternoon, ladies", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market.

Jill grew up and took the pill so not to be like her mother and brother..🫣

the crowd runs

One of the sellers I follow on ebay is, francisstudio, the location posted is Dandridge, Tennessee. The seller has quite a few models listed as Professionally built or award winning by John Klaver. Some pretty nice looking builds.

I hadn't thought of that, but your a retired Vet, so I'm sure you've handled worst. That being said, Thank you for your service. I truly appreciate all that you and others like yourself have sacrificed for others! 🙏

It's the old saying, "When it rains, It pours"... hang in there Ricky, there is light at the end of the tunnel!

Success of the Freak shows was due to peoples morbit curiosities of the unusual that wasn't an everyday sight, but nowadays there's more freaks walking around in Walmart and it's become the norm.

"Hexum", said the Gypsy grandmother after two town boys teased her young granddaughter relentlessly and caused her to fall and rip her dress.

Read between the lines to me is really a silly statement, it's blank.