A modeler named mike

Election being held tightly in, Oops never mind, I thought it was another word being used, my bad.

but could trickle

Tomorrow is bath day this month, yeah I know it stinks, but ya gotta make sure the faucet still works properly, right?

In the Hypogastic

Anymore irks today, I may pull out all of my hair..

shamefully as women

Today I had the oil company that delivers our oil and services our oil burning furnace come out to install a new mixer valve. The tech did some trouble shooting to insure that it was the mixer valve and not another issue which I appreciated since the valve and installation cost a hefty $461.00 total. He determined it was the valve and proceeded with the replacement. During the trouble shooting he had me turn down the thermostat so the furnace would kick off. After the task at hand was completed and night started to fall it got a little chilly so I bumped the thermostat back to were I had it before. Apparently theres air in the system now and every farting time the heat kicks on there's a loud rattling sound that occurs. I am a lite sleeper so it has been a continuous interrupted sleepless night. Tomorrow I'll call them first thing when they open and air my grievances.

Door, as it was explained to me once, swings both ways, so if you decide you don't like it here and want to leave, don't let it hit you in the @$$, buddy.

not including Lindemann

Pumas worn by cat lovers may be quite the Cat's meow, but Chihuahuas wearing a sombrero and a bandolier shouldn't be messed with.

Earlier today in the garage where the 3 ton floor jack sits, and not where it should be. I started to navigate around the car and nailed it good with my left foot. I think I must of used every word in the vocabulary, than hobbled into the kitchen. It hurt like the dickens but didn't look bad. I can move it so I know it isn't broken. Now some 8 hours later it's starting to turn a nice shade of purple. Arrr..😬 I have only myself to blame, 🤔°° Although if it wasn't for that dead battery situation the dang thing wouldn't have been sitting there.

fists of lead

Same Ole man came a knocking, musta been cause his wife went rocking, so I told him to wait, she start again at eight, after the band sets up and everyone's paid and gone through the gate.

Sneakers can be a pair of tennis shoes or a silent gassy substance that leaks out of ones back end.

of working cannon

British winged dragons

to stop the

Won't I ever learn to check before submitting my sentence?

revolutionary war began

Sentence passed down on Larry, Moe and Curly was overturned by the honorable Judge Meenot due to Insufficient evidence gathered by the stooges at Precinct Harlequin.

in a bottle

Like I met this chick, man she was like really hot man, and we went back to her place and you know what dude?, she like got all silly and took off all her clothes man, and you won't believe what happened next man, she did her laundry, dude it was so cool, kinda blew my mind dude..✌️😎

grant three wishes

hidden from humans

keeps leprechauns away